Sen. Mitch “Moscow Mitch” McConnell: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mitch. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty (12) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

FYI: Mitch is yet another loser lawyer who learned early on how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law after graduating from the University of Kentucky School of Law in 1967. This led him to go into the second most honest profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

It should be noted that Mitch had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past fifty (50) years.  Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Louisville area was about to offer Mitch a good paying job.

After applying a heavy dose of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste to his derriere for self-protection, Moscow Mitch decided to see if he could financially enrich himself regarding the ongoing impeachment inquiry involving his boyfriend Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. Towards that end, Moscow Mitch sent out the following pitch for campaign contributions while being shown on camera.

• "Nancy Pelosi is in the clutches of a left-wing mob."
• "They've finally convinced her to impeach the President.”
• “All of you know your Constitution.”
• “The way that impeachment stops is a Senate majority, with me as majority leader."
• "But I need your help." he adds.
• "Please contribute before the deadline."

So, what we have here is Moscow Mitch that he alone will stop any impeachment of his boyfriend The Great Leader. Moscow Mitch only represents the 806,787 Kentuckians who voted for him in 2016. This means that Moscow Mitch does not represent the interests of a least 65.8 million voters who voted for Clinton in 2016. Put simply, Moscow Mitch is a disgrace to true democracy given his undying allegiance and loyalty to The Great Leader.

I sincerely hope that the voters in Kentucky tell Moscow Mitch to take a hike by voting him out of office in November 2020.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 3
2. Bullshit Award Winner = 4
3. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
4. Liar Award Winner = 2
5. Misc. Award Winner = 2
6. Moron Award Winner = 1
7. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 6
8. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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