Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY): Today’s “Vile Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Rand. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirteen (13) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) opinion pieces. Those awards, and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

To appease his Beau and Boss (BB) Donald “Trumporleone” Trump and to further his status as a Vile Trump Ass-Kisser and Sick Sycophant (SS), Rand appeared at a political rally overseen by The Great Leader in Lexington, Kentucky that was supposed to assure the reelection of Matt Bevin as Governor of Kentucky.

After applying a thick coat of Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for the ultimate protection, Rand spewed forth the following hyperbolic (BS) comments to be digested as additional red meat by The Great Leader’s intellectually infirm followers regarding the whistleblower and the ongoing impeachment inquiry.

• “We also now know the name of the whistleblower.”
• “The whistleblower needs to come forward as a material witness because he worked for Joe Biden at the same time Hunter Biden was getting money from corrupt oligarchs.”
• “I say tonight to the media, do your job and print his name.”
• “I call on Congress to have the courage to immediately subpoena both Hunter Biden and the whistleblower!”

One thing we know for sure is that Rand’s ass-kissing routine along with the falsehoods spewed forth by The Great Leader didn’t result in the reelection of Bevin.

1. Top 10 Congressional Lunatic Award Winners: Art. 20 Top 10 Awards 
2. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2
3. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 1 
4. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
5. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
7. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
8. Screwball Award Winner = 2
9. Its nonsensical for Republicans to Investigate Republicans: Art. 267 Bullshit Awards
10. Civilization will collapse if fetuses aren’t afforded personhood rights: Art. No. 210 Screwball Awards
11. Does Sen. Rand Paul support discrimination? – Art.234 Dawg Opinions
12. Tea Party Guru Rand Paul sez: Obama Un-American for attacking BP: Art. 235 Dawg Opinions