Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA): Today’s “Moronic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Devin. In the past, he has been the recipient of ten (10) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) laments. Those awards and laments are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Devin is the Number One Trump-Ass-Kisser and Sycophant sitting as a member of the U.S. House Intelligence Committee since The Great Leader assumed the throne. Remaining Number One poses some obvious risks to Devin since he must compete daily with the likes of Representatives Gymmy Jordan, Mark Meadows, Matt Goetz, and Louie Gohmert.

Devin has spent so much time on his knees genuflecting to kiss The Great Leader’s substantial derriere and/or pinky ring that it is likely that he’ll require dual knee-replacement surgery when he is voted out of office. I would suggest that he seek the surgery from Dr. Jerome R. Dunklin of Fresno who is acclaimed to be a very fine orthopedic surgeon.

After he applied a thick coat of Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection, Devin along with his fellow comrades Reps. Michael McCaul and Jim “Gymmy” Jordan wrote a letter to House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff demanding that he bring the whistleblower who filed a complaint about President Donald Trump and Ukraine in for public testimony.

In their letter, the Three Stooges said:

"We are surprised by your announcement that the Committees will not receive testimony from the anonymous intelligence community employee whose complaint initiated the so-called impeachment inquiry.”

In a lame attempt at levity, The Stooges letter goes on to state.

“As the so-called impeachment inquiry gathers information that contradicts the employee's allegations, we ask that you arrange for the Committees to receive public testimony from the employee and all individuals he or she relied upon in formulating the complaint."

Suggesting that the deposition testimony of 10 or more current or former government employees “contradicts” what the whistleblower’s 7-page complaint states takes hyperbole to new and yet unseen levels.

Devin and his fellow Stooges would have us believe that the testimony of the following government employees exonerates The Great Leader regarding his extortionist attempts aimed at Ukrainian president Zelensky.

• Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, National Security Council official in charge of Ukraine policy
• Ukraine Ambassador William B. Taylor
• Former Ukraine Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch
• Former Trump Russia advisor Fiona Hill
• EU Ambassador Gordon Sondland

Claiming that the testimony of the above-named officials “contradicted” the whistleblower’s account of The Great Leader’s putting the arm on Zelensky is akin to putting forth the following arguments.

• Testimony of Sammy “The Bull” Gravano exonerated John Gotti
• Testimony of Adolf Eichmann justifying Final Solution genocide
• Testimony of Mafia Soldier Joseph Valachi proving Mafia didn’t exist

What’s next for the Three Stooges? Will they demand that Pinocchio testify to prove that The Great Leader is America’s Leading Truthteller?

As we speak (ca. November 2019), Devin continues to act as a government paid Sycophant and Apologist for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump while allegedly representing the best interests of his constituents in the greater Fresno, California area.

Ass-Kisser Award = 6

Misc. Award = 1

Moron Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 2

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