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Ex. Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

 
Congratulations to….
 
Gov. Tim Pawlenty
Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner
 
During a dress rehearsal for his up and coming audition for a weekly 30-minute gig on the Comedy Channel, Tim Pawlenty fashioned a comedy skit about how he would dramatically reduce the size and scope of the government operations if he was elected to replace Obama.
 
One of Tim’s centerpieces in his comedic skit was his idea that: If you can find it on Google, the government shouldn’t be doing it. Timmy went on to say, we can start by applying The Google Test. “If y’all can find goods or services on the Internet, then the federal government probably doesn’t need to be doing it,” the Comedian said.
 
Goshes and Gollies that Ol’ Timmy can be down right hilarious, right? And just to verify just how knee-slapping funny Timmy’s Google comment is, here’s a few things I found on the Internet that the government is involved in that can be eliminated only if we elect Timmy the Comic to the Whitehouse.
  1. Private Clean-up Contractors (Close down FEMA)
  2. Private College Loans (Eliminate PELL Grants – let’em eat cake)
  3. Printing US Currency (Sell Gov’t Printing Office and outsource to low-cost contractors in Beijing or Islamabad)
  4. Al-Qaeda drone strikes (Hire unemployed hit-men from the Gambino Crime Family)
  5. Army for hire (Eliminate Army and replace with Blackwater)
Is Timmy the Comic like a really cool comedian or what? He’s gotta be a shoe-in for a show on Comedy Central, right? As a matter of fact if I was Jon Stewart I’d be a little concerned.
 
Congrats Timmy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s up and coming Comedians; you are far too humble.
 
The Dawg~
Folsom, California
 
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