► Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA): Today’s “Idiotic Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Devin. In the past, he has been the recipient of eight (8) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) laments. Those awards and laments are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Devin is the Number One Trump-Ass-Kisser and Sycophant in the United States Congress since The Great Leader assumed the throne. Remaining Number One poses some obvious risks to Devin since he must compete daily with the likes of Representatives Gymmy Jordan, Mark Meadows, Matt Goetz, and Louie Gohmert.

Devin has spent so much time on his knees genuflecting to The Great Leader that it is likely that he’ll require dual knee-replacement surgery when he is voted out of office. I would suggest that he seek the surgery from Dr. Jerome R. Dunklin of Fresno who is acclaimed to be a very fine orthopedic surgeon.

During a recent (ca. September 2019) hearing of the House Intelligence Committee regarding the whistle blower complaint that The Great Leader asked the Ukrainian president to investigate Joe Biden, Devin decided to give his usual performance in attacking Democrats for having the audacity to investigate The Don’s ongoing misconduct.

Towards that end and subsequent to donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Devin made the following hyperbolic (BS) statements at the House hearing.

• “I want to congratulate the Democrats on the roll out of their latest information warfare operation against the president and their extraordinary ability to once again enlist the mainstream media in their campaign.”

For one thing, it was The Great Leader who ordered the release of his conversation with the Ukrainian president that proves he asked him to embark on an investigation of his political opponent Joe Biden.

Moreover, the Democrats didn’t enlist the mainstream media to report on The Great Leader’s egregious misconduct.

 Apparently, Devin the Ass-Kissing Idiot finds that the Fox News Network acting as The Great Leader’s private propaganda outlet is totally proper when it spews forth an assortment of falsehoods in support of Trump.

Hopefully, one of The Great Leader’s White House’s Designated Sycophants has taken appropriate steps to reimburse Devin for his purchase of a jar of Boudreaux’s Industrial Strength Butt Paste.

Ass-Kisser Award = 5

Misc. Award = 1

Moron Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 1

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