► Rep. Jim “Gymmy” Jordan (R-OH): Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner Print E-mail
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Rep. Jim “Gymmy” Jordan (R-OH): Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Jimmy. In the past, he has been the recipient of eleven (11) Awards, which are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by visiting the listed category.

 

Jimmy is another loser lawyer that learned early on just how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. This led Jimmy to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1) in the country, politics.

 

Jimmy has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-two years (1987-2019). In fact, Jimmy never earned a living practicing law after graduating from Capitol University Law School, which is understandable since Capitol is ranked 177th out of 200 schools ranked by Law School Review.

 

After lathering up his severely chapped lips with a thick coat from a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Gymmy decided it was time to once again carry water for his Boss and Beau (BB) Donald “Trumporleone” Trump as it relates to the ongoing impeachment inquiry.

 

In this instance, Gymmy engaged in a back and forth with CNN’s Jake Tapper about the sham and fabricated Rudy Giuliani claim that Hunter Biden was involved in corrupt activity in Ukraine and that Joe Biden covered it up by demanding that the State Prosecutor be fired.

 

GYMMY:

"The vice president's son gets paid $50,000 a month and gets hired by a company in an industry he has no experience in and oh that's fine?"

"Try taking that message to the American people ... When they see the vice president's son getting paid $50,000 a month in a field, in an industry he has no experience in ... And then when the company that's paying that money is under investigation, guess what?”

“Daddy comes running to the rescue. The vice president of the United States comes running in and says, 'Fire that prospector.' "

TAPPER:

"That's not what happened. Sir, sir, that's not what happened" Tapper responds.

"The European Union, the Obama administration, the International Monetary Fund, pro-clean government activists in Ukraine, (all) thought that the prosecutor was not prosecuting corruption."

GYMMY:

"So, you're saying Joe Biden didn't tell Ukraine to fire that prosecutor? I think he did.”

TAPPER:

"He did, but the guy was not prosecuting anything. That was the problem.’

GYMMY:

"Here are the facts." Jordan says, before Tapper interjects, saying:

TAPPER:

"You're not saying facts, you say, 'Here are the facts,' these are not."

GYMMY:

"Did Joe Biden tell him to fire the prosecutor?" Jordan asks again.

TAPPER:

"Because he wasn't going after corruption. He wasn't going after corruption.”

‘Do you understand what I'm saying?"

 

The real facts, those that Ass-Kissing Gymmy and his comrades refuse to admit are the Obama administration, American allies, the International Monetary Fund and Ukrainian anti-corruption activists, among others, had all made clear that they were displeased with the performance of Viktor Shokin, who became prosecutor general in 2015.

 

The real facts, those that Ass-Kissing Gymmy and his comrades refuse to admit are the Obama administration, American allies, the International Monetary Fund and Ukrainian anti-corruption activists, among others, had all made clear that they were displeased with the performance of Viktor Shokin, who became prosecutor general in 2015.

 

After The Great Leader is impeached by the House and regardless if Republican Senators are more concerned about retaining power than complying with their oath of office or he is defeated at the polls in November 2020, Gymmy is going to be a candidate for dual knee replacement surgery.

 

And lastly, I’m hopeful that one of The Great Leader’s designated Sycophants and/or Lackeys has taken the time to reimburse Gymmy for the costs he has incurred for repeated purchases of spray bottles of Dr. Smit’s Caregiver’s Choice Touch Free Adult Barrier Spray.

 

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 5

2012 Top Ten Congressional Homophobes: Top 10 Award Winners

Humanitarian Award Winner = 1

Misc. Award Winner = 2

Moron Award Winner = 1

Donald Trump announces support for Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH): Art. 77 Humanitarian Awards

 

 

 

 

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