► Televangelist Dave Kistler: Today’s “Deviant Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
Televangelist Dave Kistler: Today’s “Deviant Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
To further kiss up to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump, as a board member of the American Pastors Network and president of the North Carolina Pastors Network, Davey engaged in a podcast titled “Stand in the Gap.”
During the podcast and only after lathering up his severely chapped lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Davey made the following laughable statements.
So, according to Davey the Ass-Kisser, any so-called conservative Christian leader who criticizes The Great Leader is basically guilty of committing a sin.
Davey’s most laughable statement is that religious leaders must support The Great Leader because of his support for traditional American values. Some of the American values Davey speaks of regarding The Great Leader are as follows.
Shouldn’t be long before Davey and those of his ilk embark on a crusade to support past and present Mafia Godfathers and Trump mentors such as:
And of course, any evangelical preacher who fails to sing the praises of the above-named Mob bosses and/or underbosses will likely face the prospect of being assaulted and/or waterboarded a made member of the Gambino crime family. |