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Trump announces remake of “Ted Mack’s Amateur Hour”

 

Several unreliable and anonymous sources have reported that The Great Leader is negotiating with the Comedy Network to produce a remake of Ted Mack’s Amateur Hour.

 

During the presidential race, The Great Leader made the following comments about his future hires.

  • “I’ll find the best people, the smartest people, terrific people, and those terrific people will come up with the best solutions possible.”
  • “We have a lot of smart people. I tell you what. One thing we’ve learned. We have, by far, the highest IQ of any cabinet ever.”
  • "I’m going to surround myself only with the best and most serious people." "We want top of the line professionals."

In setting up the parameters for the remake of the Amateur Hour, The Great Leader indicated that the cast and contestants for the show would include the following “smart, terrific, high I.Q top of the line professionals with Sean Hannity playing the part of Ted Mack.

  • Secretary of State Mike Pompeo: Plays part of Raul Julia Puerto Rican actor
  • HUD Secretary Dr. Ben Carson: Plays part of Louis Farrakhan playing violin in 1949 show
  • Ivanka Trump: Performs as a baton twirler
  • Kellyanne Conway: Plays 8-year old Irene Cara performing the song “Ola! Ola! Ola!"
  • Treasury Secretary Stephen Mnuchin: Plays accordionist Tony Barrasso playing “Lady of Spain”
  • Agriculture Secretary Sunny Perdue: Plays part of a juggler
  • Sr. Advisor Jared Kushner: Plays part of comedian Alan King
  • Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross: Is a dulcimer player (stringed musical instrument wherein strings are beaten with small hammers rather than plucked)   
  • Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney: Plays as member of kiddie dance troupe
  • Betsy DeVos: Plays as member of a rhythm-and-blues combo

Can there be any doubt that The Great Leader’s hires as set forth above constitute the best and brightest persons available to fill their respective government positions? As Yogi Berra famously said, “The Truth will Set you Free!”

 

The Great Leader has given instructions to his Chief Today Sean Hannity that all proceeds from the remake of the Ted Mack Amateur Hour will be dedicated to defraying criminal attorney defense costs for members of the Trump family.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 60
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 297 thru 303
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 334 thru 349
  9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 442
  10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
  11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
  12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 72 thru 80
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 53 thru 55
  14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 114 Liar Awards
  15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 350 thru 374
  16. Misc. Awards: Art. 52 thru 100
  17. Misogynist Award: Art. 40 thru 42
  18. Moron Awards: Art. 261 thru 297
  19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 33
  20. Screwball Awards: Art. 281 thru 292
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 219 thru 263
 
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