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Trump announces remake of “I’ve got a Secret”

 

Several unreliable and anonymous sources have reported that The Great Leader is negotiating with the Fox News Comedy Network to produce a remake of the “I’ve got a Secret” TV show. In doing so, The Great Leader has indicated that Trump chief defense counsel Sean Hannity will play the part of former host Garry Moore.

 

The show is a panel game show wherein four celebrity panelists are presented with three contestants and must identify which is the “central character” whose unusual occupation or experience has been read out by the show’s moderator/host. After the panelists question the contestants, the two “imposters” may lie (a Trump favorite) whereas the “central character” must tell the truth.

 

The Great Leader has indicated that the following folks will be substituting for the original cast and/or guests that appeared on the show from 1971 thru 1976 as panelist members.

  • Eric Trump: Plays role of Liberace
  • Jared Kushner: Plays role of Liberace
  • Dr. Ben Carson: Plays role of Wilt Chamberlain
  • Kellyanne Conway: Plays role of Lucille Ball (I Love Lucy fame)
  • Donald Trump Jr.: Plays the role of comic Milton Berle
  • Melania Trump: Plays role of Carole Burnett
  • Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh: Plays role as comedian Jonathan Winters
  • Steve Mnuchin: plays role of Frank Gorshin (impressionist/comedian)

The premier of the show will deal with Secrets involving The Great Leader, wherein his involvement will initially be concealed from the panel members. A few of the “clues” on various subject matters and/or questions posed to the panel regarding The Greater Leader and the secrets that will be revealed are as follows.

  • Befriending a serial child molester
  • Screwing a Porn Star
  • Grabbing women by the pussy
  • Defrauding Trump University students
  • Trump cheating on his taxes
  • Trump’s amorous affairs with Putin and Kim Jong-un

The Great Leader has announced that all proceeds and profits will be used to defray the costs of criminal defense attorneys employed by him and/or members of his immediate family.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below 

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 60
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 297 thru 303
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 334 thru 349
  9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 442
  10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
  11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
  12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 72 thru 80
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 53 thru 55
  14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 114 Liar Awards
  15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 350 thru 374
  16. Misc. Awards: Art. 52 thru 100
  17. Misogynist Award: Art. 40 thru 42
  18. Moron Awards: Art. 261 thru 297
  19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 33
  20. Screwball Awards: Art. 281 thru 292
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 219 thru 263
 
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