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Donald “Trumporleone” Trump to name Vladimir Putin as 2020 running mate

 

Several unreliable and anonymous sources have indicated that The Great Leader has had his fill of Mike Pence’s bible thumping BS. Some of the things that upset The Great Leader about Mikey are as follows.

  • He’s only been married once
  • He’s a loser for staying married to same woman for 34 years
  • He’s a dork for refusing to dine with a woman who isn’t his wife
  • He’s a bumpkin who doesn’t appreciate doing it with very young girls
  • I’ve had my fill of his insincerity when he’s kissing my ass
  • Refuses to lay down with a hot Porn Star

After airing his loathing of Mikey, The Great Leader is about to announce that Pence will be replaced on the 2020 presidential ticket by none other than Vladimir “Vladdy” Putin. Some of the reasoning behind The Great Leader’s choice of Vladdy as his running mate are as follows.

  • Vlady is the strong man that I’ve always aspired to be
  • In truth, I’ve dreamt that Vlady was my Daddy
  • Vlady is a serial liar just like I am
  • Just like me, Vlady considers the media “the enemy of the people”
  • Vlady detests Hillary Clinton just like I do
  • Vlady has let it be known he’s gonna help me get elected in 2020 like he did in 2016

Won’t it be nice to have two strong men ruling side by side after the 2020 election? I’m sure there’s a lot of Male Trump Lovers that will experience an organism if he’s reelected in November 2020.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 3 thru 52
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 287 thru 293
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 333 thru 348
  9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 442
  10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
  11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
  12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 72 thru 80
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 53 thru 55
  14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 112 Liar Awards
  15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 349 thru 373
  16. Misc. Awards: Art. 51 thru 99
  17. Misogynist Award: Art. 40 thru 42
  18. Moron Awards: Art. 260 thru 296
  19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 33
  20. Screwball Awards: Art. 281 thru 292
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 218 thru 262
 
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