Fox’s Gregg Jarrett: Today’s “Monumental Dumbass” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Gregg. In the past, he has been the recipient of five (5) Awards. Those awards are listed at the end of this article.

Gregg is another in a long list of loser attorneys such as Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter and Hugh Hewitt that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in from the University of California Hastings Law School. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics. 

During a recent (ca. July 2019) appearance on the Sean Hannity Comedy Show with fellow morons and Trump Sycophant Tom Fitton, Gregg decided to further prove that he’s a Monumental Dumbass who doesn’t know his ass from the hole in the ground regarding the law. Towards that end, Gregg engaged in the following discussion with Trump Attorneys Sean Hannity and Tom Fitton.

TOM FITTON:

"They are going to continue to harass the president not only with subpoenas targeting his presidency improperly but himself, personally.”

“So, you've got this personal and presidential harassment, unprecedented by Congress with these subpoenas asking for core White House officials to come in.”

“It’s really outrageous, Sean. It’s really an abuse of power.”

“HANNITY:

“All these people have already been asked again and again. I am saying enough. They should just say no.”

JARRETT:

“Yeah, it's harassment, absolutely.”

HANNITY:

“Here's what I want to ask you, though. It's presidential harassment.”

JARRETT:

Invoke executive privilege, and if you are forced to testify, invoke the Fifth Amendment.” If you testify --

HANNITY:

“They can't stop you if you've testified already.”

JARRETT:

“If you testify that the Earth is round, it's a perjury trap and they'll accuse you of lying.”

HANNITY:

“Bingo.”

JARRETT:

“Don't do it.”

It should be noted that Trump Attorney Fitton doesn’t have a law degree; however, he did obtain a degree in English from George Washington University, which is apparently enough to qualify as a member of The Great Leader’s criminal defense team.

So, what we have Gregg the Dumbass arguing that any witnesses called to testify before Congress should invoke the Fifth Amendment. However, this legal advice goes against what The Great Leader has said about the matter in the past. Here’s a couple examples:

• “You see the mob takes the Fifth.”
• “If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”
• “Fifth Amendment. Fifth Amendment. Fifth Amendment. Horrible.”

The Great Leader’s former White House press secretary Sean Spicer mimicked The Great Leader by tweeting:

"Why do u take the 5th if you have done nothing wrong and have nothing to hide?"

The sad truth here is that Gregg the Dumbass and his fellow Dumbasses Fitton and Hannity are only concerned that the truth will come out and that The Great Leader would be forced to resign rather than face eminent impeachment.

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