Sen. Lindsey Graham: Today’s “Humanitarian Racist” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty (20) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

It should be noted that Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-six (36) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Charleston area was about to offer Lindsey a good paying job.

FYI: Lindsey is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from the University South Carolina School of Law in 1981. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

Additionally, the University of South Carolina was ranked as the 155th best law school in the country out of 177 ABA (American Bar Association) accredited law schools in the early 1980s.

During a recent (ca. July 2019) episode of Fox’s Sunday Morning Features Comedy Show hosted by comedian Maria Bartiromo, Lindsey decided to comment on his tour of migrant detention facilities in Texas. Lindsey then made the following comments to provide some additional red meat for his and Fox’s low I.Q. followers.

• “What I saw is a bunch of people who have been here before, broke the law before, and we’re not going to let them go.”
• “I don’t care if they have to stay in these facilities for 400 days, we’re not going to let those men go that I saw. It would be dangerous.”
• “All of them broke our law.”
• “Many of them have done it before. And we’re not going to let them go.”

It is undisputed that Lindsey is a Goddamn Liar is his statement that this “is a bunch of people who have been here before.” There is absolutely no way that this Lying Piece of Crap ever saw any of the several hundred migrants encamped in the facility prior to his July 2019 visit. He also told another Whopper when he said, “many of them have done it before,” meaning they crossed the border illegally. There’s no possible way for anyone to merely look at someone and factually determine whether they previously crossed the border.

Now to be fair to Lindsey, it is quite easy for someone to determine if somebody is lying, which is very true when it comes to his new found beau and golfing buddy, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.

One thing for sure is that Lindsey is willing to say anything to please his boss, The Great Leader. In fact, lying has now become second nature to Lindsey as he continues to mimic the bigotry of his comrade in arms.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4
2. Bullshit Award Winner = 5
3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
4. Hypocrite Award Winner = 1
5. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
6. Moron Award Winner = 1
7. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
8. Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-SC): Today’s “Degenerate Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 136 Ass-Kisser Awards
9. Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-SC): Today’s “Amoral Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 137 Ass-Kisser Awards
10. Sen. Lindsay Graham: Today’s “Serial Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 138 Ass-Kisser Awards
11. Sen. Lindsey Graham: Today’s “Slobbering Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 139 Ass-Kisser Awards
12. Sen. Lindsay Graham: Today’s “Potty Mouth Chicken Little” Award Winner: Art. 9 Chicken Little Awards
13. Sen. Graham tells Trump: “Testifying will make your Presidency a Circus”: Art. 86 Rodney Dangerfield Award