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Trump announces remake of “To Tell the Truth”

 

Several unreliable and anonymous sources have reported that The Great Leader is negotiating with the Fox News Comedy Network to produce a remake of “To Tell the Truth” TV show. In doing so, The Great Leader has indicated that Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh will play the part of former host Bud Collyer.

 

The show is a panel game show wherein four celebrity panelists are presented with three contestants and must identify which is the “central character” whose unusual occupation or experience has been read out by the show’s moderator/host. After the panelists question the contestants, the two “imposters” may lie (a Trump favorite) whereas the “central character” must tell the truth.

 

The Great Leader has indicated that the following folks will be substituting for the original cast and/or guests that appeared on the show from 1971 thru 1976 as panelist members.

  • Attorney General Bill Barr: Plays role of FBI agent Melvin Purvis (arrested bank robber John Dillinger)
  • Jared Kushner: Plays role of Baby Leroy (actor known for starring in A Bedtime Story and Alice in Wonderland
  • Rick Perry: Plays role of Gorgeous George (professional wrestler)
  • Kellyanne Conway: Plays role of comedian Phyllis Diller
  • Former Secretary of Labor Alexander Acosta: Plays role of Johnny Carson
  • Secretary of Commerce Wilbur L. Ross: Plays role of comedian Dick Van Dyke
  • Secretary of Education Elisabeth Prince DeVos: Plays role of actress Bette Davis
  • Donald Trump Jr.: Plays role of actor James Backus who was the voice of Mr. Magoo
  • VP Mike Pence: Plays role of actor Jim Nabors famous for role as “Gomer Pyle”

As one would suspect, The Great Leader has instructed his cast of fulltime bootlickers and sycophants that 98% of all advertising proceeds for the show shall be paid directly to the Donald, Donald Jr., and Eric Trump Criminal Defense Fund. The other 2% will be set aside for future bribes to silence women that The Great Leader has screwed or anticipates screwing prior to the November 2020 presidential election.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 3 thru 50
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 286 thru 292
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 331 thru 346
  9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 441
  10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
  11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
  12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 70 thru 78
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 53 thru 55
  14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 112 Liar Awards
  15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 349 thru 372
  16. Misc. Awards: Art. 47 thru 88
  17. Misogynist Award: Art. 40 thru 43
  18. Moron Awards: Art. 256 thru 291
  19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 32
  20. Screwball Awards: Art. 281 thru 292
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 218 thru 262

 

 
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