Donald “Trumporleone” Trump Today’s “Monumental Moron” Award winner

To assure his stature as America’s Premier Idiot, The Great Leader went about providing further evidence of his idiocy and gross incompetence during his so-called 4^th of July speech he gave standing in front of the Lincoln Memorial.

During the speech the Revolutionary War of 1775, The Monumental Moron (M&M) stated:

“The Continental Army… manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over airports, it did everything it had to do.”

According to The Great Leader those damn Brits were a lot smarter than I ever thought they were. In fact, they were engineering geniuses since they were operating airports prior to 1775. This would make the following facts “fake news.”

• Wright brothers made first-ever powered airplane flight on December 17, 1903
• Orville Wright was born on August 19, 1871
• Wilbur Wright was born on April 16, 1867

The above alleged facts (aka, fake news) means:

• The Brits perfected flight 128 years before the Wright brothers inaugural flight in 1903
• Orville Wright was born 96 years after the Brits built their airports prior to 1775
• Wilbur was born 92 years after the Brits built their airports prior to 1775

Goshes and Gollies and Gee Whillikers, isn’t it great to have a President that is so well versed in history? If it wasn’t for The Great Leader, we’d all be under the false impression that the Wright brothers were responsible for the necessity of airports.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 3 thru 50
7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 286 thru 292
8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 331 thru 346
9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 441
10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 70 thru 78
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 53 thru 55
14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 112 Liar Awards
15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 349 thru 372
16. Misc. Awards: Art. 47 thru 88
17. Misogynist Award: Art. 40 thru 43
18. Moron Awards: Art. 256 thru 291
19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 32
20. Screwball Awards: Art. 281 thru 292
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 218 thru 262