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Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX): Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner


This isn’t the first Award presented to Johnny. In the past, he has been the recipient 

of eight (8) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.


It should be noted that Johnny has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-two (32) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Austin area was about to offer Johnny a good paying job.


FYI: Johnny is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from St. Mary’s University School of Law in 1977. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.


Additionally, St. Mary’s University was ranked as the 146th best law school in the country out of 177 ABA (American Bar Association) accredited law schools in 1977.


During a recent (ca. June 2019) rant, Johnny decided to further prove his undying allegiance and fealty to The Great Leader by commenting on the possible impeachment of Trump in the House of Representatives. Towards that end, and only after lathering up his severely chapped lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Johnnie made the following comment.

  • “Nothing” would come of impeachment articles passed by the House.”
  • “It would be defeated.”
  • “They [Democrats in the House] know what the outcome would be.”

So, here we have a moron (my sincerest apologies to morons) saying he would vote “no” on impeaching The Great Leader even though he hasn’t seen or heard any evidence discovered by the House supporting impeachment.


Now we know why Johnny couldn’t earn an honest or a dishonest living practicing law in Texas. Who in their right mind would hire someone who decides a case before viewing the evidence?

  1. Arrogant Ass Award Winner = 1
  2. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
  3. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
  4. Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner = 1
  5. Texas’ No. 1 Individual Santa Claus Award Winner: Art. 7 Arrogance Awards
  6. Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX): Today’s “Monumental Moron (M&M)” Award winner: Art. 50 Moron Awards
  7. Are Texas Legislators Altruistic Gift Givers or Obnoxious Spendthrifts?: Art. 1 Public Official Misfits – Texas
  8. Sen. John Cornyn (TX): Omnipotent Arrogance: Art. 20 Public Official Misfits – Texas

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