► Rep. Steve Chabot (R-OH): Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner Print E-mail
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Rep. Steve Chabot (R-OH): Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

Stevie is another in a long list of loser attorneys that ultimately decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in from Northern Kentucky University Salmon Chase School of Law. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

 

It should be noted that Northern Kentucky University is ranked as the 172nd best law school in the country out of 206 ABA (American Bar Association) accredited law schools.   

 

After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Stevie went about further proving his undying loyalty and fealty to The Great Leader by acting as a member of his criminal defense team.

 

In this instance, Stevie spoke about impeachment of The Great Leader in contrast to the impeachment of Clinton in the House in 1998. Towards that end, Stevie made the following asinine comments in defending his vote to impeach Clinton and refusal to hold The Great Leader to the same standards of conduct.

  • “Clinton put his hand on the Bible, swore to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth while testifying on his affair with Monica Lewinsky.”
  • “And then he lied. He perjured himself.”
  • “Trump didn’t perjure himself. He was never under oath.”

So, here we have Stevie the Moronic Trump Ass-Kisser asserting that since The Great Leader wasn’t oath while lying over 10,000 times to the public that he finds this conduct perfectly acceptable.

 

I’m sure that Stevie will have the same ass-kissing opinion when irrefutable evidence proves that The Great Leader is guilty of insurance fraud, bank fraud, tax evasion and/or money laundering. And of course, we already have an official legal finding that The Great Leader is guilty of felony campaign contribution laws regarding the hush money he personally ordered to be paid to Stormy Daniel.

 

Hopefully, one or more of The Great Leader’s Designated Sycophants and/or Toadies has taken affirmative steps to reimburse Stevie for the costs he incurred in purchasing a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick.

 
 
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