► Sen. Lindsey Graham: Today’s “Hypocrite” Award Winner Print E-mail

► Sen. Lindsey Graham: Today’s “Hypocrite” Award Winner


This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, he has been the recipient of nineteen (19) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.


It should be noted that Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-six (36) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Charleston area was about to offer Lindsey a good paying job.


After lathering up his lips with a heavy dose of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Lindsey displays his utter contempt for consistency regarding impeachable offenses while attaching his chapped lips to The Great Leader’s substantial ass.


During a recent (ca. late May 2019) interview with Fox News’ Chris Wallace, Lindsey went about proving that he’s a reliable and trustworthy member of The Great Leader’s criminal defense team. The following is a 1988 statement aimed directly at Clinton by Lindsey during the impeachment proceedings

  • “You’re becoming the judge and jury.”
  • “It is not your job to tell us what we need.”
  • “It is your job to comply with things we need to provide oversight over you.”

The following dialogue then took place between Lindsey and Wallace as to the issue of impeaching The Great Leader.



“You call all of what’s going on here in Washington a political circus, but you took a different view back when you were leading the impeachment effort against Bill Clinton back in the late ’90s.”

“At that time, you said that any president — and you talk specifically about Clinton and Richard Nixon — who defied Congress when it came to subpoenas was in danger of impeachment.”

“Question: Why is it an impeachable offense for Clinton or Nixon back then to ignore congressional subpoenas, but it’s OK for President Trump to do now?”


“The difference between the cases is that the investigative report by special counsel Robert Mueller is the final word on this for me.”


I certainly hope that in addition to ordering one of his Certified Sycophants to reimburse Lindsey for the costs he’s 

incurred over the past several months for repeated purchases of tubes of Industrial Strength Chapstick that he has also ordered them to reimburse him for the expenses he incurred for purchases of “Boudreaux’s Original Butt Past.”

  1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 4
  2. Bullshit Award Winner = 5
  3. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  4. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
  5. MoronAward Winner = 1
  6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
  7. Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-SC): Today’s “Degenerate Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 131 Ass-Kisser Awards
  8. Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-SC): Today’s “Amoral Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 132 Ass-Kisser Awards
  9. Sen. Lindsay Graham: Today’s “Serial Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 133 Ass-Kisser Awards
  10. Sen. Lindsey Graham: Today’s “Slobbering Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 134 Ass-Kisser Awards
  11. Sen. Lindsay Graham: Today’s “Potty Mouth Chicken Little” Award Winner: Art. 9 Chicken Little Awards
  12. Sen. Graham tells Trump: “Testifying will make your Presidency a Circus”: Art. 86 Rodney Dangerfield Award
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