State Rep. Matt Shea (R-WA): Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

Matty is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into political politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in from Gonzaga University School of Law in 2006. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.  

Matty is a confirmed right-wing lunatic in the mold of Alex Jones of Infowars, Sean Hannity, Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh and Fox’s Tucker Carlson. It was recently (ca. late April 2019) that Matty discussed spying on his perceived political enemies, he defended himself by laughingly stating:

• “Of course, I have done background checks to protect my family and my community, but that was only in response to threats already coming from the left.” 
• “I will continue to fight to protect the Constitution, my family, and my community.”
• “I will not back down. I will not quit. I will not give in. Ever.”

Matty is a card-carrying apologist and supporter of Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. In that vein, Matty has repeatedly clashed with journalists, referring to reporters as “dirty, godless, hateful people. He has referred to the Spokesman-Review newspapers as the “Socialist Review.”

In addition, Matty wrote a four-page manifesto in late 2018 titled “Biblical Basis for War” that consisted of 14 bulleted sections that had sections on “rules of war” that stated:

• “Make an offer of peace before declaring war.”, which within stated that
• The enemy must "surrender on terms" of no abortions, no same-sex marriage, no communism, "must obey Biblical law."
• "If they do not yield — kill all males".

With this Trumpian profile, it shouldn’t be long before Matty is offered a position to become a member of The Great Leader’s criminal defense team or be nominated for a federal judgeship for the Districts of Washington, which has three (3) openings as we speak (ca. May 4, 2019).