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Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX): Today’s “Monumental Moron (M&M)” Award winner


This isn’t the first Award presented to Johnny. In the past, he has been the recipient of seven (7) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.


It should be noted that Johnny has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-two (32) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Austin area was about to offer Johnny a good paying job.


During a recent (ca. May 201) rant, Johnny decided to further prove his undying allegiance and loyalty to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump by commenting on fellow Trump Ass-Kisser Attorney General Bill Barr’s redacted release of Special Counsel Bob Mueller’s report.


After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads and applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Chapstick to his sorely chapped lips, Johnny said:

  • “Trump’s conversations with McGahn aren’t relevant because Mueller was never fired.”
  • “While there were some comments about stopping … Mr. Mueller, that was never followed through on.”

Johnny’s stupidity of the law is without bounds. This is what this idiot would have you believe.


John Gotti orders his underboss Sammy “The Bull” Gravano to murder Bonanno boss Carmine Galante

Sammy declines to carry out the hit


In legal jargon, Gotti is guilty of conspiracy to commit murder. Put simply, it is a crime to ask or demand that someone murder another person. That is exactly what happened with The Great Leader when he asked and/or demanded that McGahn commit several criminal acts.


A good example that The Great Leader is guilty of a crime is a case wherein a husband hires someone to kill his wife, but the killing is thwarted when the police get wind of it. Even though the wife isn’t murdered, the husband will be prosecuted for attempted murder.


And lastly, The Great Leader may want to reconsider employing Johnny as a member of his criminal defense team.

  1. Arrogant Ass Award Winner = 1
  2. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
  3. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
  4. Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner = 1
  5. Texas’ No. 1 Individual Santa Claus Award Winner: Art. 7 Arrogance Awards
  6. Are Texas Legislators Altruistic Gift Givers or Obnoxious Spendthrifts?: Art. 1 Public Official Misfits – Texas
  7. Sen. John Cornyn (TX): Omnipotent Arrogance: Art. 20 Public Official Misfits – Texas

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