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Fox’s Tucker Carlson: Today’s “Whiny Crybaby” Award Winner


This isn’t the first Award presented to Tucker. In the past, he has been the recipient of eleven (11) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article.


During a recent (ca. May 2019) episode of the Tucker Carlson Comedy Show, Tucker decided to further prove that he’s one of America’s Leading Crybabies, Liars, Lunatics, Screwballs, Bigots, Misogynists and Aspiring Standup Comedian, and those are just a few of his good points in attacking Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg.


In this instance, Tucker decided to feign outrage that Facebook had banned right-wing liars and serial conspiracy loons such as Alex Jones, Milo Yiannopoulos, Paul Joseph Watson, Louis Farrakhan, and Laura Loomer.


After lathering up his lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Tucker spewed forth the following red meat to be digested by his intellectually stunted followers.

  • “Facebook released its latest enemies list.”
  • “Alex Jones, Milo Yiannopoulos, Paul Joseph Watson, Louis Farrakhan, Laura Loomer - all of them were designated dangerous individuals and banned from Facebook and from its subsidiary Instagram.”
  • “Alex Jones' company Infowars was banned as well and described as a dangerous organization.”
  • “How dangerous is Infowars? Well Facebook believes it's so dangerous that you can be banned from using the platform, Facebook, just for sharing its content unless you simultaneously denounce it.”
  • “Let that penetrate, for just one moment, think about it just for a second.”
  • “Mark Zuckerberg is not simply censoring opinions; he's prescribing which political opinions you're allowed to have. Which conversations all of us in this country can have about America.

Stating that Alex Jones is merely expressing political opinions is a disgusting lie. Here a few of the so-called political opinions expressed by Alex Jones.

  • U.S. Government planned the Oklahoma City bombing that killed 186 and wounded 680
  • NFL players kneeling during playing of National Anthem were supporting “white genocide”
  • Sandy Hook shooting staged by gun control advocates and “no one died” at Sandy Hook
  • U.S. Government is breeding humans and animals together
  • There's a "100 percent chance that the mass murder committed in Aurora, Colorado, was a false flag, a mind control event"
  • Orlando Pulse Nightclub Shooting was a "false flag to take your guns and speech"
  • Obama married a man, Michelle Obama, "because he's obsessed with transgender rights"
  • The government has "a weather weapon that can create and steer natural disasters"
  • 9/11 was an inside job. Popular Mechanics debunked it, but only because they are part of the CIA

Pepsi has tested new flavorings of fetuses.


What kind of A-hole would support someone of Alex Jones’ ilk [ILK is not defined as a Male ELK Jethro]? In this instance we know that Tucker and his beau Donnie Jr. are A-holes in the Jones mold.

  1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
  2. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
  3. MoronAward Winner = 2
  4. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
  5. Screwball Award Winner = 1
  6. 2017 Oscar: Best Fake News Performer: Art. 17 Academy Award Winners
  7. Disgusting Bigot: Art. 96 Bigot Awards
  8. Fox’s Tucker Carlson: Today’s “Lying Lunatic” Award Winner: Art. 113 Lunatic Awards
  9. Trump cheerfully defends Fox News’ Bigots and Liars: Art. 9 Dawg Laments
  10. Fox’s Tucker Carlson: Today’s “Misogynistic Moron” Award Winner: Art. 14 Misogynist Awards
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