Corey Lewandowski: Today’s “Moronic Loser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Corey. In the past, he has been the recipient of three (3) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (ca. April 2019) appearance on Fox News’ Lou Dobbs Tonight Comedy Show, Corey decided to once again audition for a job working for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. Prior the beginning of the audition process, Corey lubricated his lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick. He and his fellow Trump Ass-Kisser Louie then engaged in a back forth regarding Bill Barr’s asinine 4-page summary of Bob Mueller’s report wherein he opined without any evidence that The Great Leader wasn’t guilty of obstruction of justice.

The dialogue between Corey and Louie went like this.

• COREY:
• “Doesn't fit the narrative of the mainstream media to say that the president was right.”
• “All they [Democrats and folks possessing an I.Q. in triple digits] have done for two and a half years is destroy everything that he has tried to build.”
• “They have attacked him because they hate this president more than they love their country, and that's a shame.”
• “But what we have now is what the president alluded to - it was a coup against a duly elected president because they didn't like the way he delivered the message.”
• “That should scare Americans, it should tell you the power of the government”
• “And many people Lou, myself included, have spent enormous amounts of money defending ourselves from crimes we never committed because they charged us and stipulated that we were committing crimes.”
• LOUIE:
• “And they meant to break you.”
• COREY:
• “Of course, they did. And by the way, they broke many people.”
• “Many people have filed for bankruptcy many people pled guilty to crimes they probably never committed.”
• “I want to see Jim Comey and Andy McCabe and Peter Strzok and Lisa Page, and Jim Baker and Bruce Ohr all go to jail and make sure this never happens again.”
• LOUIE:
• “And I want to see the Republican Party stand up and raise money for every single person you're referring to, not by name, but every single person, and we know most of those names I believe, who deserve support, and to be given restitution as best it can be provided.”

Corey’s statement that people pled guilty when they weren’t guilty pure BS. His statement that “people have filed for bankruptcy” is another lie. If it was true, then why didn’t Corey disclose the names of these folks? To ask the question is to answer it.

The most laughable comment by Corey is where he claims that he has spent an “enormous amount of money defending” himself from crimes he didn’t commit but that he was charged with committing. A simple Google search proves he’s a damn liar because the special prosecutor never charged this A-hole with committing any crimes. However, there’s always tomorrow!

Since he claims he’s basically broke, I’m hopeful that The Great Leader instructed one of his dedicated Sycophants and/or Toadies to reimburse Corey for the costs he incurred in purchasing both a pair of Industrial Strength knee pads and tubes of Industrial Strength Chapstick.

And lastly, if Corey keeps up his habit of genuflecting in honor of The Great Leader to further prove his loyalty, he will likely be a candidate for double knee replacement surgery soon.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1

Bigot Award Winner = 1

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