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Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Today’s “Moronic Comic” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Sarah. In the past, she has been the recipient of seventeen (17) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
After lathering up her lips with an Industrial Tube of Chapstick, Sarah the Moron decided to provide us all with little comedy relief by saying:
During a recent (ca. April 2019) appearance on the Fox News Comedy Network, Sarah decided to give additional evidence that she’s a Monumental Moron (M&M) along with being a Serial Liar.
After lathering up her lips with an Industrial Tube of Chapstick, Sarah decided to comment on a letter from House Ways and Means Committee Chairman Richard Neal (D-MA), requesting six years of The Great Leader’s personal and business tax information. Towards that end Sarah the Moron said:
“I don’t think Congress, particularly not this group of congressmen and women, are smart enough to look through the thousands of pages that I would assume President Trump’s taxes will be.”
First and foremost, lets take a moment and see what Sarah the Dumbo’s curriculum vitae (means resume Jethro) looks like that would support her claim that members of the Ways and Means Committee “aren’t smart enough” to review The Great Leaders tax returns.
Clearly, Sarah the Wizard lacks the intellectual acuity to understand the complexities of The Great Leader’s tax returns. In fact, she’d likely have a hard time filling out an IRS 1040-EZ form.
Now, let’s look at the resumes and abilities of several Democrats on the House and Ways Committee that Sarah cheerfully defamed by claiming they are all a bunch of idiots that couldn’t intelligently review The Great Leaders tax returns.
Rep. Ron Kind of Wisconsin Scholarship to Harvard – graduated with honors Received master’s degree from London School of Economics Received law degree from University of Minnesota
Rep. Terri Sewell of Alabama Bachelor of Arts degree with honors from Princeton University Law degree from Harvard Law School Graduated with honors from Oxford University Securities lawyer for Davis Polk & Wardwell
Rep. Jimmy Gomez of California Bachelor of Arts in political scient from the University of California Los Angeles (UCLA) Master’s degree in public policy from Harvard University's John F. Kennedy School of Government
I suppose that Sarah believes that the following Republican members of the Committee are eminently qualified to review The Great Leader’s tax returns. Here’s the qualifications of several Republicans on the Committee.
Devin Nunes of California Associate of Arts degree from College of the Sequoias Bachelor’s degree in agricultural business and master’s degree in agriculture from Cal Poly
Kenny Marchant of Texas Graduate of R.L. Turner High School in Carrollton, Texas Bachelor of Arts Degree from Southern Nazarene University in Bethany, Oklahoma
Brad Wenstrup of Ohio Bachelor’s degree in psychology from University of Cincinnati Earned B.S. in Biology and Podiatric medicine from Rosalind Franklin University
So, according to Sarah the Moron, Republican members of the committee who have attended colleges of questionable value and/or a podiatrist are more qualified to review The Great Leader’s tax records in contrast to graduates of Harvard, Oxford and the London School of Economics is laughable at best.
And lastly, maybe Sarah could ask Ivanka Trump to review the tax returns because The Great Leader said he wanted to appoint her as a member of the Federal Reserve because he said she was “good with numbers.”
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