Fox’s Laura Ingraham: Today’s “Moronic Loser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Laura. In the past, she has been the recipient of fifteen (15) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article.

FYI: Laura is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after she graduated from the University of Virginia Law School. Therefore, she decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.

During a recent (ca. April 2019) episode of The Ingraham Angle Comedy Show, Laura decided to further cement her status as one of Fox’s most renowned and disrespected Buffoons, Congenital Liars, Bigots, Aspiring Standup Comedians and most importantly Serial Trump Ass-Kisser.

In this instance, Laura decided to attack the House Judiciary Committee for seeking to obtain a full and unredacted copy of the Mueller report. Towards that end, and only after donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads and lathering up her severely chapped lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, she made the following statements to her intellectually deprived followers:

• “Today, the Democrats engaged in a bit of theater in a desperate effort to keep the Russian collusion drama going.”
• “Jerry Nadler's Judiciary Committee, along party lines, voted to subpoena the entire unredacted Mueller report, and all supporting evidence from the Department of Justice.”
• “Now understand this, with this move, Nadler is -- well, the committee, again, party line vote -- is actually committing a fraud.”
• “It's a fraud if ultimately filed at the Justice Department, on the Justice Department.”
• “And just the discussion of it, it's a fraud on the American people.”
• “Any judge considering this should sanction any lawyer who signs his name on this request for a subpoena.”

To claim that Nadler and the Democrats are committing a “fraud” by seeking to obtain an original copy of Mueller’s report takes frivolity to new and as yet unseen levels.

It is painfully clear that when Laura attended the University of Virginia Law School, it did not offer, or she failed to avail herself of any courses dealing with the U.S. Constitution and “separation of powers” doctrine. She also displays abject ignorance of Section 6103(f)(1) of the Internal Revenue Code (IRC) that mandates providing copies of The Great Leader’s tax returns upon request of Nadler.

And lastly, the general public in Laura’s neighborhood are quite lucky that this Moron isn’t actually practicing law any more.

1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 3
2. Bigot Award Winner = 7
3. Bigoted Moron Award = 1
4. MoronAward Winner = 1
5. Screwball Award Winner = 1
6. Tina Fey Comic Award Winner = 1
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8. Who will President Romney nominate to the Supreme Court? – Art.  291 Dawg Opinions