Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Psycho Loon” Award Winner

The Great Leader has dedicated his career prior to running for President and thereafter to prove beyond any reasonable doubt that he’s a Demented Psycho, Congenital Liar, Serial Sexual Abuser, Moronic Buffoon, Degenerate Cheater (golf), a Monumental Fraud (Trump University, etc.), Bigot, Misogynist, and a Serial  Adulterer, and these are just a few of his good points.

During a recent (ca. April 2019) appearance at a National Republican Congressional Committee fundraising dinner, The Great Leader was determined to make sure that the Trump Sycophants and Toadies in attendance would be provided with additional evidence that he’s a Psycho. Towards that end, The Great Leader spewed forth the following Nutsy statements.

• “If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just went down 75 percent in value.”
• “And they say the noise causes cancer.”

As usual, the Psycho claims “they” said noise causes cancer without disclosing the names of “they,” meaning there was more then one person that made this laughable claim.

Several anonymous and unreliable sources provided me with the names who claim windmill noise causes cancer and whispered their findings in The Great Leader’s ear. These sources advised me that they gathered to conduct a séance with Moe, Larry and Curly and that all three admitted to having advised The Great Leader on the cancer issue.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 3 thru 72 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 73 thru 83 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 84 thru 89 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 90 thru 104
5. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 320 thru 335 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 40
7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 258 thru 262
8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 331 thru 345
9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 441
10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 69 thru 76
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 50
14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 106 Liar Awards
15. Lunatic Awards: Art. 345 thru 367
16. Misc. Awards: Art. 44 thru 79
17. Misogynist Award: Art. 37 thru 38
18. MoronAwards: Art. 247 thru 271
19. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 30
20. Screwball Awards: Art. 280 thru 291
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards: Art. 215 thru 251