Donald Trump: Today’s “Lying Humanitarian” Award Winner

To make sure that his status as America’s Heavyweight Champion Liar remains uncontested, The Great Leader decided to once again establish that in addition to being a Congenital Liar he’s also a dyed-in-the-wool Bigot.

In this instance, The Great Leader went after the folks in Puerto Rico who he previously humored by tossing them rolls of paper towels after they suffered a devastating hurricane that left thousands dead.

To further prove that he’s a disgusting person who lacks any empathy, The Great Leader directed his Lackey’s and Sycophants in the administration to find ways to stop providing any more Hurricane relief to Puerto Ricans. A White House aide reported that The Great Leader said:

“He doesn’t want another single dollar going to the island.”

The Great Leader then told a bold faced lie when he falsely claimed that Puerto Rico has already received $91 billion in aid, while Texas only received $29 billion after it suffered a series of hurricane hits.

The real reason that The Great Leader holds Puerto Rico and its residents in contempt is primarily because of the color of their skin, which reminds him of those dastardly folks south of the border down Mexico way.

And lastly, if it was up to The Great Leader, Puerto Rico would not have received even one dime from the government in Hurricane relief funds.

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1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 3 thru 72 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 73 thru 83 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 84 thru 89 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 90 thru 104
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7. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 253 thru 257
8. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 330 thru 344
9. Bullshit Awards: Art. 370 thru 441
10. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 21
11. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
12. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 69 thru 76
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 50
14. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 104 Liar Awards
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16. Misc. Awards: Art. 44 thru 79
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