Sean Hannity: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of forty-two (42) Awards in various categories and the subject of seven (7) opinion pieced. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (ca. January 2019) episode of the Sean Hannity Comedy Show, Sean decided to prove his undying loyalty for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump in regards to the government shutdown.

After applying several coats of Industrial Strength Chapstick on his overworked lips, Sean made the following comments about the shutdown as red meat to satisfy his low I.Q. followers.  

• “Behind the scenes, for about two weeks now, and I know because I know people that have been in these meetings and in these discussions, there have been back channel Democratic House members, back channel Democratic senators, that have been negotiating with leaders in the House and the Senate, and begging to get an opportunity to fix the problem because they want what the president has offered.”
• “Many of them also saying, not publicly, that they want the border wall and the security and they want, they believe the president has the right to get that, to the keep the border secure.”
• “And, but they have been instructed and their arms twisted not to talk to anybody publicly because they wouldn't do it without the government open.”

As is the case with his Beau The Great Leader, Sean claims he’s been talking to folks about Democrats in the House but never provides us with even one name of a democratic member of congress that has expressed support for the Wall. This is in keeping with The Great Leaders BS wherein he claims “many people” are saying or “I’ve heard lots of people say” without ever mentioning the name of these phantom people.

One must wonder what Sean will tell his low I.Q. followers when The Great Leader is forced to resign, is impeached and/or indicted for committing numerous felonies. Will he tell them that irrefutable documentary evidence including copies of emails, text messages, phone recordings, etc. were all manufactured by Hillary and the Dems? He likely will because he knows that the vast majority of his followers are to ignorant to figure out that he’s a damn liar.

1. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 12
2. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 3
3. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
4. Liar Award Winner = 3
5. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
6. Moron Award Winner = 3
7. Screwy Hypocrite Award Winner = 1
8. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 2
9. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
10. Fox’s Sean Hannity: Today’s “Michael Flynn Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 130 Ass-Kisser Awards
11. NRA Ass-Kisser Award: Art. No. 135 Ass-Kisser Awards
12. Sean Hannity fears he’ll go to prison for supporting Trump: Art. 140 Ass-Kisser Awards
13. Hannity sez rich need tax cut to buy yachts & helicopters: Art. 141 Ass-Kisser Awards
14. Sean Hannity sez Trump can eliminate unemployment: Art. 142 Ass-Kisser Awards
15. Sean Hannity kissing Donald Trump’s substantial ass again: Art. 143 Ass-Kisser Awards
16. Mueller should resign sez Rev. Sean Hannity Ass-Kisser: Art. 144 Ass-Kisser Awards
17. Trump opponents are dangerous enemies of the U.S. of A. Hannity: Art. 145 Ass-Kisser Awards
18. Sean Hannity sez; “GOP is Dead and Morally Corrupt”: Art. 165 Bullshit Awards
19. Rev. Sean Hannity sez Waterboarding was legal: Art. 167 Bullshit Awards
20. Sen. Sessions’ civil rights record second to none: sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art 168 Bullshit Awards
21. Sean Hannity discusses sex scandals with Newt Gingrich: Art. 169 Bullshit Awards
22. Election rigged against Trump, so sayeth Rev. Sean Hannity: Art. 171 Bullshit Awards
23. Sean Hannity: Today’s “Dumbass” Award Winner: Art. 118 Moron Awards
24. Sean Hannity: Journalism’s answer to Walter Cronkite: Art.186 – Dawg Opinions
25. Sean Hannity agrees to Keith Olbermann’s offer to be waterboarded: Art.187 – Dawg Opinions
26. Sean Hannity: Great American? Was Charles Manson respected humanitarian? Art.188 – Dawg Opinions
27. Savvy fellow reacts to Hannity’s commentary re: Obamacare: Art.189 – Dawg Opinions
28. Sean Hannity’s missed opportunity to cash in on being Waterboarded: Art.190– Dawg Opinions
29. Sean Hannity: dirty rotten scoundrel and congenital liar: Art.191 – Dawg Opinions
30. Did Sean Hannity have a sexual tryst with Ann Coulter? – Art.192 – Dawg Opinions