Rep. Devin Nunes: Today’s “Michael Flynn Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Devin. In the past, he has been the recipient of  (6) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) laments. Those awards and laments are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Devin is the Number One Trump-Ass-Kisser and Sycophant in the United States Congress. He has spent so much time on his knees genuflecting to The Great Leader that it is likely that he’ll require dual knee-replacement surgery in the not too distant future.

After applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Chapstick on his severely chapped lips, Devin decided to portray himself as a de facto defense attorney for convicted felon Gen. Michael Flynn.

Towards that end, Devin appearance on Fox News’ Neil Cavuto Comedy Show wherein he an Neil engaged in the following back and forth as fodder for Cavuto’s low I.Q. followers.

• DEVIN:
• “It was nothing short of entrapment.”
• NEIL:
• “Do you really believe the FBI somehow prompted Flynn to lie?”
• DEVIN:
• “No.”
• “He only pled guilty because he was struggling to pay his legal fees.”
• “I think Gen. Flynn had no place to go. He had no money left. He could not defend himself. It was all that he could do.”

It may well end up that Devin could be charged with obstruction of justice and/or other crimes due to his overt conduct in covering up The Great Leader’s involvement with Russia leading up to, during and after the 2016 presidential election.

Even if Devin isn’t indicted for obstruction of justice, he’ll be permanently made impotent after Rep. Adam Schiff takes over as Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee. His only role then will be to further violate the law by acting as an “informant” by leaking confidential committee affairs to The Great Leader.

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