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Crybaby Trump attacks Michael Cohen as “weak” for pleading guilty


As the unabashed Godfather of the family, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump was quite upset to learn that his former fixer, lawyer and Consigliore had pled guilty to lying to Congress regarding special counsel Robert Mueller’s Russiagate investigation.


In his plea deal, Cohen agreed to fully cooperate with Mueller. Mueller’s court filings on the plea deal commented on one false statement by Cohen that related to his testimony about his communications with Russia during the 2016 presidential campaign. (Jordan Fabian) He also admitted to lying about the timeline involving The Great Leader’s attempt to build a Trump Tower in Moscow.


In response to Cohen’s plea deal, The Great Leader spewed forth the following tweets as fodder for his low I.Q. followers.

  • “He’s [Cohen] is lying in order to get a reduced sentence.”
  • “He’s trying to get a much lesser sentence by making up the story.” 
  • “Everybody knows about this deal.”

The problem that The Great Leader faces is that he repeatedly lied during the presidential campaign that he didn’t have any dealings with Russia or Russians. He further stated that negotiations for the Moscow Trump Tower ended in January 2016 when in fact it continued on thru June 2016.


It is obvious that The Great Leader’s primary angst is premised on the fact that his former Consigliore failed to abide by the Godfather’s rules relating to “loyalty” and strict adherence to the families code of silence omertà.


And lastly, an anonymous source has indicated that The Great Leader has absolutely no respect for dirty “rats” like those named below. 

  • Salvatore “Sammy The Bull” Gravano: ratted out John Gotti
  • Joseph “The Ear” Massino: ratted out members of Bonnano family
  • Joseph “The Animal” Barboza: ratted out members of New England’s Patriarca crime family
  • Alfredo “Freddie The Sidge” Santantonio: ratted out members of the Gambino crime family
  • Greg “The Grim Reaper” Scarpa Sr.: ratted out members of the Columbo crime family
  • Frank "Goo Goo" Suppa: ratted out members of the Lucchese crime family

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 3 thru 70 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 71 thru 81 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 82 thru 87 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 318 thru 333 Dawg Opinions 
  5. Dawg Laments: Art. 3 thru 34
  6. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 235 thru 239
  7. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 329 thru 341
  8. Bullshit Awards: Art. 368 thru 439
  9. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19 thru 20
  10. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 49 thru 52
  11. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 68 thru 75
  12. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 49
  13. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 91 Liar Awards
  14. Lunatic Awards: Art. 341 thru 362
  15. Misc. Awards: Art. 39 thru 61
  16. Misogynist Award: Art. 36 thru 37
  17. MoronAwards: Art. 244 thru 265
  18. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 25
  19. Screwball Awards: Art. 278 thru 289
  20. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 210 thru 246
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