Trump’s 66^th post-election lie: Jimmy Kimmel opens my car door

To prevent anyone from surpassing him as America’s Premier Liar, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump decided to spew forth his usual dose of hyperbolic (BS) lies regarding his feud with Late Night Talk TV Show Host Jimmy Kimmel.

During a rally in South Carolina attended by his low I.Q. followers and fellow bigots, The Great Leader made the following patently false statements about his appearance on the late show.

• “He [Kimmel] would stand outside of the sidewalk waiting for me.”
• “Oh here he comes, Donald Trump.”
• “He opens my door.”

The Great Leader went on with his lie by stating that he asked Kimmel’s people if he did that for everyone [waiting and opening car door], and they responded by saying he doesn’t do it for anyone.

So, here we have The Great Leader fabricating a falsehood for no other purpose than to make himself feel good. Put simply, this Lying Idiot doesn’t give a damn if what he says is patently false as long as it massages his ego and along the way tosses a little red meat to his intellectually infirm followers.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 64 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 65 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 81 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 312 thru 327 Dawg Opinions 
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 29
6. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 214 thru 216
7. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 316 thru 325
8. Bullshit Awards: Art. 367 thru 433
9. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 18
10. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 50
11. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 65 thru 68
12. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 49
13. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 71 Liar Awards
14. Lunatic Awards: Art. 341 thru 356
15. Misc. Awards: Art. 32 thru 43
16. Misogynist Award: Art. 35
17. MoronAwards: Art. 238 thru 251
18. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 16
19. Screwball Awards: Art. 276 thru 286
20. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 205 thru 235