Attorney Michael Simko Jr. of Seymour, CT; ethical dwarf

The state of Connecticut provided Michael Simko Jr. with a law license in 1956 after he graduated from the Bridgeport University School of Law.

The Statewide Grievance Committee found Mikey guilty of the following misconduct.

In one matter, Mikey’s law license was suspended for his failure to pay an annual fee amounting to a measly $75 to the Client Security Fund, which was set up to reimburse clients who were cheated by their attorneys.

As a consequence of his misconduct, the Patron Saints for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Statewide Grievance Committee punished Mikey by gifting him with a complimentary suspension of his law license.

As we speak (ca. Janaury 2019), Mikey practices with the Law Office of Michael Simko Jr. LLC at 7 Wakeley Street in Seymour, Connecticut.