Attorney Sean Hannity: Today’s “Donald Trump” Ass-Kisser Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-five (25) Awards in various categories and the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
In an ongoing effort to prove his undying loyalty to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump and after donning a pair ofTrumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Sean decided to once again act as The Great Leader’s de facto attorney and consigliore. Towards that end, Sean made the following statement in order to feed a little red meat to his low I.Q. followers.
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“President Trump's attorney, Rudy Giuliani, the former New York City mayor, he's telling NBC News that he has spoken with Mueller and his partisan team of witch hunters in the past 24 hours.”
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“He's now saying that a potential presidential interview is being put in a holding pattern, which is great news.”
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“Mueller has no business ever questioning the president of the United States.”
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“There's no such thing as collusion.”
So, Sean the Shithouse (SS) lawyer is advising his client The Great Leader that Special Counsel Bob Mueller is basically acting as an outlaw if he were to try and question his client.
Hey Sean, FYI: the Rule of Law does not shield The Great Leader from being made to testify before a grand jury if he is subpoenaed to do so. If you don’t believe this to be true ask Bill Clinton.
Luckily for The Great Leader he doesn’t have to pay any attorney fees to Sean or his law partner Rudy Giuliani for the expert legal advice this team of losers is providing to The Don.
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Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 6
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Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 3
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IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
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Liar Award Winner = 1
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Lunatic Award Winner = 1
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MoronAward Winner = 3
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2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
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Sean Hannity fears he’ll go to prison for supporting Trump: Art. 108 Ass-Kisser Awards
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Hannity sez rich need tax cut to buy yachts & helicopters: Art. 109 Ass-Kisser Awards
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Sean Hannity sez Trump can eliminate unemployment: Art. 110 Ass-Kisser Awards
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Sean Hannity kissing Donald Trump’s substantial ass again: Art. 111 Ass-Kisser Awards
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Mueller should resign sez Rev. Sean Hannity Ass-Kisser: Art. 112 Ass-Kisser Awards
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Trump opponents are dangerous enemies of the U.S. of A. Hannity: Art. 113 Ass-Kisser Awards
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Sean Hannity sez; “GOP is Dead and Morally Corrupt”: Art. 164 Bullshit Awards
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Sean Hannity discusses sex scandals with Newt Gingrich: Art. 168 Bullshit Awards
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Sean Hannity: Journalism’s answer to Walter Cronkite: Art.177 – Dawg Opinions
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Sean Hannity agrees to Keith Olbermann’s offer to be waterboarded: Art.178 – Dawg Opinions
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Sean Hannity: Great American? Was Charles Manson respected humanitarian? Art.179 – Dawg Opinions
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Savvy fellow reacts to Hannity’s commentary re: Obamacare: Art.180 – Dawg Opinions
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Sean Hannity’s missed opportunity to cash in on being Waterboarded: Art.181– Dawg Opinions
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Sean Hannity: dirty rotten scoundrel and congenital liar: Art.182 – Dawg Opinions
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Did Sean Hannity have a sexual tryst with Ann Coulter? – Art.183 – Dawg Opinions
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