NRA’s Ted Nugent: Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-four (24) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article.

First and foremost, it should be remembered that in a 1997 High Times article, Teddy admitted he took crystal meth and shit in his pants in order to avoid being drafted in the Vietnam War. Teddy reaffirmed this fact in a 1990 interview with the Detroit Free Press wherein he stated, "a week before his physical, he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside his pants caked with excrement and urine.

Teddy is a long time board member of the National Rifle Association (NRA). He was chosen to be a member of the board because he is a proven serial liar, loser, homophobe, mysoginist, raving lunatic, screwball and aspiring standup comedian.

In a recent (May 2018) appearance on an episode of Newmax’s The Joe Pags Comedy Show, Teddy and Joey engaged in the following discussion regarding the recent school shooting massacre in Pearland, Texas.

JOEY:
“If you were the decider, and you could fix it today, or at least start fixing it, what do we start doing for schools and churches and other places that are so-called soft targets?”
TEDDY:
“Well Joe, I’m going to put a spotlight on what I believe is the most glaring and obvious indicator of this youthful violence, because it’s not a gun problem.”
“When I was when I was growing up, there were guns everywhere.
“They were less restricted, we had them in school, we put them in our lockers during the deer season, we brought them in our trucks during the pheasant and the grouse season.
”We had guns everywhere and there were no violent slaughters in school.”

For one thing, we know Teddy is lying that his school allowed him to have guns. We can be assured this is patently false because there is no way that St. Viator High School in Arlington Heights, Illinois permitted Teddy to pack a gun.

To further prove that he’s a Raving Lunatic, Teddy continued with his laughable rant by saying:

• “If you really look at the pharmaceutical attack on our children, trying to compensate for a diet that is absolutely poisonous.”
• “And in every instance, you mark my words when the studies are finalized, you will find that Columbine, Virginia Tech, Aurora, certainly Sandy Hook, these maniac murderers in Parkland and now Santa Fe, if you really studied the slovenliness and the zombie-like conduct of these murderers, you go back to their diet and examine what they've put into their sacred temple, and it’s all garbage, it’s all poison.”
• “Now you add the violent games, the violent movies and you add the fact that the parents often, more often than not, just don’t guide. Don’t nurture, don’t discipline their children and you’ve got kids out of control.”
• “Check out what we are feeding our children and you will find the answer to this calamity.”

And lastly, Teddy’s falsehoods clearly prove that he and the NRA are a dangerous group that are solely engaged in the business of promoting the sale of guns and assault rifles without any concern for deaths of students in the future.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
2. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 2
3. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
4. Lunatic Award Winner = 5
5. Moron Award Winner = 2
6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2
7. Screwball Award Winner = 3
8. Jews for gun control are Nazis in disguise Nugent: Art. 157 Ass-Kisser Award
9. Ant-Semite Award: Art. 24 Misc. Award Winner
10. Potty Mouth Loser: Art. No. 25 Misc. Award Winners
11. Obama and Hillary Clinton should be tried for treason and hung: Lunatic Award No. 236
12. Obama’s hatred of America causes cancelation of Sportsman Channel: Lunatic Award No. 237
13. Obama is Cause of Veterans Committing Suicide: Lunatic Award No. 238
14. If you hate me, you hate America so sayeth Rev. Ted Nugent: Art. 144 Rodney Dangerfield Award
15. Ted Nugent sez: Sarah Palin’s my Hero: Rodney Dangerfield Award No. 146
16. Mitt Romney trolling for endorsements: Art.278 Dawg Opinions