Gov. John Kasich: Today’s “Humanitarian” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Johnny. In the past, he has been the recipient of four (4) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

It should be noted that Johnny has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for thirty-years after graduating from college in 1974. Apparently, if it wasn’t for a government check Johnny would have been relegated to working as a greeter at his local Walmart store.

To be fair to Johnny, he was employed as a comedian by the Fox News Comedy Network from 1971 to 2007.

In an obvious effort to curry favor with right-wing ideologues and other assorted low I.Q. Trump supporters, Johnny decided to further prove that he’s one of America’s Premier Humanitarians.

In this instance, Johnny is seeking a work requirement waiver from the Donald “Trumporleone” Trump administration to force folks receiving medical benefits to work at least 80-hours a month or lose their health insurance coverage. 80-hours work a month is much more than our Great Leader works when you discount the time he spends on the golf course, watching the Fox News Comedy Network and wolfing down Big Macs and fries. ‘

Under Johnny’s rules, anyone unable to find a job in the Buckeye state would be placed with a government organization in their county and forced to work without pay to ern the value of their health care benefits.

If The Great Leader approves of Johnny’s waiver request, he could make the Medicaid recipients work for free at coal mines in Southeastern Ohio and/or strip joints owned by past Trump campaign contributors.

This type of humanitarian effort by Johnny should be quite helpful in garnering the necessary votes he will need to be the next president during the 2020 election.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1

Bullshit Award = 2

IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1

Humanitarian Award Winner = 1