Rep. Jim Jordon (R-OH): Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Jimmy. In the past, he has been the recipient of one (1) award, which is listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by visiting the listed category.

Jimmy is another loser lawyer that learned early on just how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. This led Jimmy to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1) in the country, politics.

It should be noted that Jimmy has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-one years (1987-2018). In fact, Jimmy never earned a living practicing law after graduating from Capitol University Law School.

Capitol is ranked 177^th out of 200 schools ranked by Law School Review. In fact, Capitol is dedicated to accepting losers and assorted morons that were not able to gain acceptance to mainstream law schools like The Ohio State University, the University of Akron or the University of Cincinnati.

Ever since Donald “Trumporleone” Trump was elected president, Jimmy has acted as one of his primary criminal defense attorneys. There are no crimes or misdemeanors that The Great Leader could commit that would cause Jimmy to find any fault with him.

After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Jimmy decided to further prove his undying loyalty and allegiance to the Great Leader. In this instance, Jimmy laughingly went after Assistant U.S. Attorney General Rod Rosenstein by seeking to have him impeached.

And what are the High Crimes and Misdemeanors that AG Rosenstein is guilty of? Well, for one he oversees the Special Counsel investigation spearheaded by former FBI Director Bob Mueller. Secondly, he has refused to turn over to Jimmy and his right-wing comrade’s copies of documents involving the ongoing Mueller investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election.

Anyone with an I.Q. in triple digits well knows that the FBI doesn’t turn over documents involving ongoing criminal investigations. And if the FBI did turn over investigative documents to Jimmy or another Trump Ass-Kissing Toady, you can be assured they would immediately walk them over to the Whitehouse.

Moron Award Winner = 1