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Ten Commandments for Republican Family-Values Polticians
There are several versions of the Ten Commandments; however, the pillars of religiosity, morality and Family Values that have dedicated their lives to the service of other women, I'm sorry I mean their country, submitted an application for a slight revision to several of the commandments to St. Pete.
To assure that they would get a fair hearing before St. Pete and his immediate boss (need I say who he is?), the group employed Jimmy Swaggart to make the presentation. Lo and behold if ol' Jimmy wasn't able to persuade St. Pete to make the following changes to several of the Ten Commandments: which were of course revised for the benefit of the following born-again-christian, bible-thumping, family-values gurus and hypocrites (is there another kind - so sayeth the Lord) listed below.
These necessary revisions were made for the benefit of the family-values stalwarts named below:
And who better to deliver the ad-hominum prayer for these indominable family-values professionals than the Right-Reverand Rick Santorum.
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