Donald Trump: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

After repeatedly saying former FBI Director James Comey was guilty of perjury and was a lousy director, and after firing him in an effort to thwart an investigation of The Great Leader and his campaign toadies of conspiring with Russians to affect the outcome of the 2016 election by firing Comey, The Great Leader went into an infantile tirade regarding Comey’s newly minted book entitled “A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and Leadership.”

To appease his low I.Q. supporters and the Trump Ass-Kissers at the Fox News Propaganda Network, The Great Leader sent out the following tweets.

• “Comey is an untruthful slime ball and proven LEAKER & LIAR>”
• “Virtually everyone in Washington thought he should be fired for the terrible job he did-until he was, in fact, fired.”
• “He leaked CLASSIFIED information, for which he should be prosecuted.”
• “He lied to Congress under OATH.”
• “He is a weak and untruthful slime ball who was, as time has proven, a terrible Director of the FBI.”
• “His handling of the Crooked Hillary Clinton case, and the events surrounding it, will go down as one of the worst “botch jobs” of history.”
• “It was my great honor to fire James Comey!”

The audacity to call someone other than himself a LIAR is special given the fact that The Great Leader holds the World Record for an elected official lying in one year. In fact, during his first year in office, The Great Leader has lied 2,000 times. This means he lies about 5.6 times each and every day or almost 40 times per week.

If he were to remain in office for 8 years (God forbid), The Great Leader’s lies would easily exceed 16,000, which would be more lies than all 535 members of the Senate and House would have told during the same time frame.

And lastly, calling Comey a “slime ball” takes the cake given The Great Leader’s background. Below are a few synonyms for “slime ball” all of which clearly apply to The Great Leader.

Creep

Pervert

Deviant

Jerk

Scoundrel

Degenerate

Tormentor

In truth, The Great Leader should go into the nearest men’s room and stare at the mirror and say, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the Creepiest Degenerate of them all?” The mirror would obviously respond by saying, “Why it’s you, you Lying Scoundrel!”

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 62 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 63 thru 73 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 74 thru 79 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 310 thru 325 Dawg Opinions 
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 16
6. Ass-Kisser Awards: Art. 191-192
7. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 312 thru 320
8. Bullshit Awards: Art. 366 thru 431
9. Chicken Little Award Winner: Art. 19
10. Dumbo Award Winner: Art. 48 thru 50
11. Humanitarian Award Winner: Art. 64 thru 67
12. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner: Art. 48
13. Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 60 Liar Awards
14. Lunatic Awards: Art. 335 thru 346
15. Misc. Awards: Art. 30 thru 34
16. Misogynist Award: Art. 35
17. Moron Awards: Art. 236 thru 246
18. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 15
19. Screwball Awards: Art. 275 thru 279
20. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 203 thru 224