► Rep. Kevin Cramer (R-ND): Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner Print E-mail
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Rep. Kevin Cramer (R-ND): Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

After several unsuccessful tries, Kevin succeeded in duping the voters of North Dakota into electing him as a member of the U.S. House of Representatives.

 

After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Kevin decided to further prove his loyalty and allegiance to The Great Leader by attacking his senatorial opponent Sen. Heidi Heitcamp. Towards that end, Kevin appeared on a episode of right-wing radio host Scott Hennen’s daily comedy show.

 

Kevin went on to tell Hennen’s low I.Q. listeners:

  • “Here’s the good news about Donald Trump: Most of the time, he's for North Dakota, and that's my point where I've heard [Heitkamp] say, 'Gee, I voted with him 55 percent of the time.’”
  • “Can you imagine going home and telling your wife, 'I've been faithful to you 55 percent of the time?'”
  • “Are you kidding me?”
  • “Being wrong half the time is not a good answer.”

I see Kevin, you can’t be a good Trump Toady and Ass-Kisser unless you vote 100% for every one of his asinine ideas.

 

Kevin’s analogy to a husband who cheats on his wife 45% of the time appears to be a slap at The Great Leader’s idea of a monogamous relationship. Apparently, Kevin finds sleeping around with a Porn Star is exactly the type of conduct that North Dakotans are looking for in their leaders.

 

Hopefully, The Great Leader and/or one of his designed Ass-Kissers has reimbursed Kevin for the costs he incurred in purchasing a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick.

 
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