Ted Nugent: Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-two (22) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

First and foremost, it should be remembered that in a 1997 High Times article, Teddy admitted he took crystal meth and shit in his pants in order to avoid being drafted in the Vietnam War. Teddy reaffirmed this fact in a 1990 interview with the Detroit Free Press wherein he stated, "a week before his physical, he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside his pants caked with excrement and urine.

To further establish his bona fides as one of America’s Premier Lunatics and Defamers, Teddy decided to once again attack the media and liberals. Teddy’s defamatory and loony comments came during a recent (early April 2018) appearance on the InfoWars Comedy radio show, hosted by resident loon and comedian Alex Jones.

After Jones asked Teddy why liberals hate America and “love communism,” Teddy answered as follows in order to appease Jones’ low I.Q. followers.

• "Don't ask why."
• "Just know that evil, dishonesty and scam artists have always been around and that right now they're liberal, they're Democrat, they're RINOs, they're Hollywood, they're fake news, they're media, they're academia, and they're half of our government, at least."

Teddy continued with his rant to assuage Jones’ intellectually infirm followers by saying:

• "So, come to that realization."
• "There are rabid coyotes running around, you don't wait till you see one to go get your gun, keep your gun handy.
• “And every time you see one, shoot one."

So here we have a member of the Board of Directors of the NRA telling Jones’ followers to keep their guns handy and shoot any Democrat, members of the media, academics and RINOs (Republicans in Name Only) when they come upon them.

Only a doped-up Chicken Little Loser Mama’s Boy who refused to serve his country for fear of being shot at would encourage someone to shoot someone because they disagree with his right-wing loony ideas.

And lastly, Teddy better hope that none of Jones’ followers take him up on his “shoot them” directions because if they do, he could well be arrested and charged with aiding and abetting a criminal act and/or inciting violence.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
2. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 2
3. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
4. Lunatic Award Winner = 4
5. MoronAward Winner = 2
6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2
7. Screwball Award Winner = 3
8. Jews for gun control are Nazis in disguise Nugent: Art. 146 Ass-Kisser Award
9. Ant-Semite Award: Art. 22 Misc. Award Winner
10. Potty Mouth Loser: Art. No. 23 Misc. Award Winners
11. Obama and Hillary Clinton should be tried for treason and hung: Lunatic Award No. 233
12. Obama’s hatred of America causes cancelation of Sportsman Channel: Lunatic Award No. 234
13. Obama is Cause of Veterans Committing Suicide: Lunatic Award No. 235
14. If you hate me, you hate America so sayeth Rev. Ted Nugent: Art. 143 Rodney Dangerfield Award
15. Ted Nugent sez: Sarah Palin’s my Hero: Rodney Dangerfield Award No. 145
16. Mitt Romney trolling for endorsements: Art.278 Dawg Opinions