Ted Nugent: Today’s “Lunatic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-two (22) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

To further establish his bona fides as one of America’s Premier Lunatics, Teddy decided to attack the survivors of the recent massacre of high school students in Parkland, Florida.

Towards that end, Teddy, a sitting Board member of the NRA (National Rifle Association) made the following comments on the “Joe Pags Show,” a nationally syndicated right-wing loon radio program.

• "All you have to do now is not only feel sorry for the liars [Parkland survivors], but you have to go against them and pray to God that the lies can be crushed and the liars can be silenced so that real measures can be put into place to actually save children's live."
• "These poor children, I'm afraid to say this and it hurts me to say this, but the evidence is irrefutable, they have no soul."

Teddy the Loon continued by saying:

"The lies from the left, the lies from these poor, mushy-brained children who have been fed lies and parrot the lies, they are actually committing spiritual suicide because everything they recommend will cause more death and mayhem, guaranteed."

During the interview, radio host Joe Pagliaro showed Teddy clips of survivors David Hogg and Emma Gonzalez railing against the NRA on CNN (Alessia Grunberger). This led Teddy to say:

• "The dumbing down of America is manifested in the culture deprivation of our academia that have taught these kids the lies, media that have prodded and encouraged and provided these kids lies.
• “I really feel sorry for them because it's not only ignorant and dangerously stupid, but it's soulless."
• "To attack the good, law-abiding families of America when well-known, predictable murderers commit these horrors is deep in the category of soulless." he added.
• "The level of ignorance goes beyond stupidity.”
• “Again, the National Rifle Association are a bunch of American families who have a voice to stand up for our God-given, constitutionally guaranteed right to keep and bear arms.”

It should be remembered that in a 1997 High Times article, Teddy admitted he took crystal meth and shit in his pants in order to avoid being drafted in the Vietnam War. Teddy reaffirmed this fact in a 1990 interview with the Detroit Free Press wherein he stated, "a week before his physical, he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside his pants caked with excrement and urine.”

So, this is the A-hole that the NRA decided was and is fit to be a member of its board of directors. Hopefully, the survivors of the Parkland massacre will be able to use Teddy’s disgusting words against the NRA and force even more companies and manufacturers to refuse to do business with them.

And lastly, in truth, rather than shit piling up in his shorts, the shit is piling up in Teddy’s foul mouth.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
2. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 2
3. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
4. Lunatic Award Winner = 3
5. MoronAward Winner = 2
6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2
7. Screwball Award Winner = 3
8. Jews for gun control are Nazis in disguise Nugent: Art. 142 Ass-Kisser Award
9. Ant-Semite Award: Art. 22 Misc. Award Winner
10. Potty Mouth Loser: Art. No. 23 Misc. Award Winners
11. Obama and Hillary Clinton should be tried for treason and hung: Lunatic Award No. 230
12. Obama’s hatred of America causes cancelation of Sportsman Channel: Lunatic Award No. 231
13. Obama is Cause of Veterans Committing Suicide: Lunatic Award No. 232
14. If you hate me, you hate America so sayeth Rev. Ted Nugent: Art. 143 Rodney Dangerfield Award
15. Ted Nugent sez: Sarah Palin’s my Hero: Rodney Dangerfield Award No. 145
16. Mitt Romney trolling for endorsements: Art.278 Dawg Opinions