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Sean Hannity: 2018 Best Actor Oscar in Leading Trump Ass-Kisser Role

 

As one could imagine, the number of dedicated brownnosers seeking to repeatedly plant a big wet one on the Rump of Donald “Trumporleone” Trump was very, very lengthy. To say the competition was contentious would be a monumental understatement.

 

After the votes were counted and checked for accuracy, the final winner and four runners-up are listed below.

 

And the 2017 Oscar goes to:

Sean “the Lackey” Hannity

 

And the 2014 four Losing Nominees are:

 

Newt Gingrich

U.S. Rep. Nunes (R-CA)

Mike Huckabee

Rev. Pat Robertson

 

It should be noted that the committee reviewing the attributes of the nominees, was quite impressed with the fact that a hammer and chisel had to be utilized to remove the brown from Hannity’s nose.

 

And lastly, it should be noted that the winner of this prestigious Oscar will receive a lifetime supply of Industrial Strength Chapstick, ten (10) pairs of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, and a lifetime supply of Preparation H.

 

Congratulations Sean, we’re sure you’ll be in the running for a repeat performance next year.

 

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