► Jeannine Pirro: 2018 Best Actress Oscar in Leading Trump Ass-Kisser Role |
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Jeannine Pirro: 2018 Best Actress Oscar in Leading Trump Ass-Kisser Role
As one could imagine, the number of dedicated brownnosers seeking to repeatedly
kiss the Rump of Donald “Trumporleone” Trump was quite lengthy. The competition for this prestigious Oscar was contentious to say the least.
In determining the eventual winner and runners-up was a time-consuming task. As one can imagine, over the past year, the number of individuals willing to don a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads for genuflecting in honor of The Great Leader grew exponentially.
The winner and four runners-up are listed below. Articles dealing with their unique accomplishments can be found by typing in their respective names in the “search” box at www.noethics.net.
And lastly, the winner will receive twelve (12) tubes of Industrial Strength Chapstick so that she may continue to kiss The Great Leader’s Ass without suffering any undue chapping of her lips.
And the 2017 Oscar goes to:
Fox News’ Jeannine Pirro
And the 2014 four Losing Nominees are:
Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) Fox News’ Ainsley Earhardt Laura Ingraham White House advisor Kellyanne Conway
And lastly, it should be noted that the winner of this prestigious Oscar will receive a lifetime supply of Industrial Strength Chapstick, ten (10) pairs of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, and a lifetime supply of Preparation H. |