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Newt Gingrich: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Newt. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-one (31) Awards in various categories and the subject of three (3) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
During a recent (early February 2018) appearance on the Fox News’ Fox & Friends Comedy hour co-hosted by resident Fox comedian Steve Doocy, Newt the Inveterate Trump Ass-Kisser, Serial Adulterer and Congenital Liar decided to spew forth a few lies in praising the conduct of his boyfriend Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.
In this instance, and after donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Newt and Stevie engaged in the following discussion that was specifically aimed at tossing a little red meat to the intellectually degraded followers of Fox & Friends.
STEVIE: “Newt, yesterday with the Super Bowl, an American tradition came to an end. President [Donald] Trump decided not to sit down with NBC for the big halftime live interview.” “He said, ‘Nope, not going to do it.’ “ What do you think of that?” NEWT: “Good.” STEVIE: “Why?” NEWT: “Well, because NBC, look -- I find Meet the Press now unreal. I can't watch it anymore. It's so biased.” “And there's no reason the president should subject himself to going through this charade as though being interviewed by the enemy is a neutral event.” “The elite media is totally the offensive wing of the left.” “They have no nothing left of the idea of being a neutral news media.’ “And I don't think that he should dignify them by pretending that they're OK.” “They're not OK. They're terribly biased, and they're very often factually false.”
Yeah Newt Baby, the Fox News Comedy Network is the only “neutral news media” left in the U.S. of A. with Mad Magazine being an obvious exception.
Moreover Newt, to suggest that Donald “Trumporleone” would be acting “undignified” if he appeared on NBC doesn’t pass the involuntary laugh test. Claiming that The Great Leader acts “dignified” flies in the face of a Lyin Loser that spewed forth over 2,000 lies in his first year in office and cheerfully brags about grabbing women “by the pussy.”
I’m hopeful that The Great Leader and/or one of his designated Toadies has reimbursed Newt for the costs he has incurred and will incur in the future in making repeated purchases of tubes of Industrial Strength ChapStick.
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