Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI): Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Ronnie. In the past, he has been the recipient of seven (7) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Ronnie belongs to a group of lying, right-wing lunatics in Congress and elsewhere who have dedicated the past year fronting for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump in an overt attempt to curry favor with The Great Leader.

Shortly after Robert Mueller was appointed as Special Counsel to investigate The Great Leader and his comrades in what is referred to as “Russiagate,” Ronnie has spent an inordinate amount of time acting as a member of Trump’s legal defense team. When asked if he was working “pro bono” on behalf of The Great Leader, Ronnie proclaimed ignorance as to what “pro bono” had to do with being on Trump’s legal defense team. When asked what he thought “pro bono” meant, Ronnie said he thought it referred to the illegitimate son of Sonny Bono.

Ronnie subsequently appeared on the Fox News Comedy Network (ca. 01/24/18) for an interview with Bret Baier. During the interview, Ronnie attacked the Hillary Clinton investigation, James Comey and Loretta Lynch, claiming that Comey conspired with Lynch to not prosecuted Hillary. He then claimed he had a “whistleblower” within the FBI. The following discussion then took place between Ronnie and Bret.

RONNIE:

"What this is all about is further evidence of corruption, more than bias. corruption of the highest levels of the FBI.”

“The secret society, we have an informant that's talking about a group that was holding secret meetings off-site.”

“There is so much shit here, I’m sorry I mean smoke here.”

BRET:

"Let’s stop there. A Secret Society?”

“Secret meetings off-site in the Justice Department."

RONNIE:

“Correct.”

BRET:

"And you have an informant saying that?"

RONNIE:

"Yes."

BRET:

"Anything more about that?"

RONNIE:

"No, we have to dig into it. This is not a distraction.”

“Again, this is bias, potentially corruption, at the highest levels of the FBI.”

To be excruciatingly fair to Ronnie the Loon, he attempted to further explain his claim that he had an inside FBI informant, Ronnie alluded to his alleged informant as “deep throat,” however, when asked about it, he said that the “deep throat” comment was related to The Great Leader’s affair with Porn Star “Stormy Weather.”

Ronnie completed his Ass-Kissing BS by saying:

• "Robert Mueller used to run the FBI.
• “He's in no position to do an investigation over this kind of misconduct.”
• “I think at this point, we probably should be looking at a special counsel to undertake this investigation, but Congress is going to have to continue to dig."

This kind of lunacy is in keeping with Ronnie’s past conduct, which includes him:

• Opposed a Wisconsin bill that would have eliminated the time limit for future child sex abuse victims to bring lawsuits against their perpetrators
• Called scientists who attribute global warming to man-made causes "crazy", saying the theory is "lunacy"

Hopefully, The Great Leader and/or one of his Designated Toadies has arranged to reimburse Ronnie for the costs he has incurred for repeated purchases of tubes of Industrial Strength ChapStick.

Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1

Chicken Little Award Winner = 1

Dumbo Award Winner = 1

Humanitarian Award Winner = 1

Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1

Liar Award Winner = 1

Screwball Award Winner = 2