Rep. Francis Rooney (R-FL): Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Franny duped the voters in the greater Fort Myers/Marco Island area into electing him as a member of the U.S. House of Representatives in November 2016.

In late 2017, Franny decided to further prove his allegiance and loyalty to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump by attacking the FBI and the ongoing Russiagate investigation.

After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Franny laughingly claimed there was a “deep state” that was engaged in attacking The Great Leader.

FYI: the so-called “deep state” is a manufactured conspiracy theory involving Trump Toadies and an assortment of right wing fanatics and morons who falsely claim that there is a secret cabal of government employees working on behalf of President Obama and/or Hillary Clinton and others to influence government policy without regard for democratically elected leadership.

Franny laughingly claims that The Great Leader is being undermined by members of a “deep state” that he and/or his fellow comrades have failed to identify. Furthermore, Franny and his fellow Loons have never provided any concrete evidence to establish that a “deep state” does in fact exist.

Hopefully, The Great Leader and/or one of his Lackeys has reimbursed Franny for the continuing costs he has incurred for repeated purchases of tubes of Industrial Strength ChapStick.