Fox’s Mike Huckabee: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mikey. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-five (35) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (December 2017) appearance on the Fox News’ America’s Newsroom Comedy Show, Mikey decided to further prove his undying allegiance and loyalty to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump

After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Mikey made the following statements to Fox’s intellectually infirm viewers.

• “Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein] can hide behind the fact that, Well, we’re still investigating. Fine.’”
• “But at some point we've got to turn the lights on here, and the lights so far don't look real good for the Justice Department.”
• “And when you, first of all, have a couple of people who signed up to be on the Mueller investigation who were lovers and you wonder about the interoffice policy about that kind of thing.”
• “Secondly, who has time to exchange 10,000 texts?”
• “And they weren't simple political opinions.”
• “These were texts that went into great detail, speaking of the president in the most incredibly vile, vulgar way, and even talking about how they want to make sure there is an insurance plan to see that he doesn't get elected.”
• “This is an intent to stage what essentially amounts to a coup d’état of the highest elected office in the United States of America.”

Mikey went on to tell Fox’s low I.Q. followers:

• “Look, this stuff smells worse than a feed lot at a hog farm.”
• “I do believe that overwhelmingly the rank and file men and women of the FBI are people of integrity, but at the top, the old saying is a fish rots from the head down.”
• “There is something rotten at the head of this fish.”

Apparently, Mike doesn’t find it odd that The Great Leader has time to send out hundreds upon hundreds of Tweets, most of which are false and/or intentionally defamatory. Nor does he find that crap that The Great Leader spews forth on a daily basis to be as smelly as the rotten head of a fish.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 6
2. Bigot Award Winner = 3
3. Bullshit Award Winner = 6
4. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
5. Homophobe Award Winner = 1
6. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
7. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
8. Liar Award Winner = 1
9. MoronAward Winner = 3
10. Lunatic Award Winner = 3
11. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 4
12. Screwball Award Winner = 3
13. Obama pretends he’s a Christian: Art. 128 Bigot Awards
14. Will Hillary use massive Voter Fraud to Win? – Art. 177 Bullshit Awards