Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Today’s “Tina Fey Comic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sarah. In the past, she has been the recipient of nine (9) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Shortly after Donald “Trumporleone” Trump responded to a demand by Sen. Gillibrand (D-NY) that he should resign do to his sexual harassment and/or abuse of 14 or more women, by calling Sen. Gillibrand a whore who would do anything for a campaign contribution, Sarah held her daily news conference at the Whitehouse.

During the Dec 12, 2017, news conference, Sarah spewed forth the following comedically false comments.

• “And, in this case, the President has denied any of these allegations, as have eyewitnesses.  And several reports have shown those eyewitnesses also back up the President's claim in this process.”
• “In terms of the specific eyewitness accounts, there have been multiple reports and I'd be happy to provide them to you after the briefing has completed.”

Shortly thereafter, Sarah the Lying Comic sent the following evidence of eyewitness accounts to Think Progress.

Eyewitness No. 1: Katie Blair

Katie disputes the claim of Samantha Holvey who said that the Great Leader Trump “personally inspected each of the contestants” at the 2006 Miss USA pageant.”

Proof Ms. Blair and Sarah are Demented Liars

Ms. Blair wasn’t a contestant in the 2006 Miss USA pageant.

Eyewitness No. 2: Melissa Young

As is the case with Ms. Blair, Sarah described Ms. Young as “someone who also competed in the 2005 Miss USA Pageant.”

Proof Ms. Young and Sarah are Congenital Liars

Samantha did not compete in the 2005 Miss USA Pageant.

To be excruciatingly fair to Sarah, an unreliable source indicated that Ms. Bess Myerson, the 1945 Miss USA Pageant winner in New York City was contacted via a séance by Sarah. Ms. Myerson is willing to testify that she never saw The Great Leader “personally inspect each of the contestants” at the 2006 Miss USA Pageant as Ms. Katie Blair claims.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1

Liar Award Winner = 1

Tina Fey Award Winner = 2

It’s insulting to call Donald “Trumporleone” Trump a Liar: Art. 127 Ass-Kisser Awards

White House’s Sarah Huckabee Sanders: kisses Sean Hannity’s Ass: Art. 141 Ass-Kisser Awards

Sarah Huckabee demands ESPN fire Jemele Hill Bigot: Art. 241 Bigot Awards

Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Today’s “Lying Ass-Kisser” Award Winner: Art. 107 Liar Awards

Moronic Hypocrite Award Winner: Art. 34 Misc. Awards