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Trump announces events for 2018 Sex Abusers Olympics
In an overt attempt to appease his fellow sexual assaulters, child molesters, misogynists, and/or sexual harassers, an unreliable source indicated that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump is about to announce the first ever “2018 Sex Abusers Olympics” to be held at his Mar-a-Lago estate and resort in Palm Beach, Florida.
All participants if this prestigious inaugural Olympic event will be required to stay at a luxury room at Mar-a-Lago for the discounted price of $750 per night. Since the event will take five days to complete, the room cost per participant will be $3,750, which includes one free cup of coffee and one plain bagel for breakfast for the first two days.
The competitive events will include the following:
The winners in any of above inaugural events will be awarded prizes of their choice. The winners will be permitted to choose from the rather novel prizes listed below.
It is rumored that The Great Leader is going to award exclusive television rights to this prestigious even to the Fox News Comedy Network and that the host will be Fox’s resident comedian Sean Hannity.
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