Pat Robertson urges Trump to Pardon everyone

It should be noted that Patty is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in 1955 from Yale University Law School. Therefore, he decided to go into the second and third most ethical professions (used car salesman No. 1), and politics and religion respectively.

During an episode of The 700 Club Comedy Show, the Right Rev. Pat Robertson decided to again prove he undying allegiance to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.

After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Patty told his intellectually bereft viewers that The Don should pardon every Trump Toady and Criminal. Patty then said:

• “He has every right to shut Mueller down and say, ‘You’ve gone as far as you need to, and I have instructed my Justice Department to close your down.”

Patty went on to say:

• “He can grant a blanket pardon for everybody involved in everything and say, ‘All right, I pardon them all, case closed, it’s all over.’”
• “I think that is what he needs to do ... he’s got to shut this thing down, he’s just got to.”

So here we have another so-called minister calling for criminals to be pardoned regardless of the nature and severity of their crimes. Put simply, Patty apparently believes if Trump, a member of his family and/or a Trump Toady has engaged in espionage, bank fraud, money laundering or perjury that because they are Republicans it doesn’t matter.

I’m sure that Patty’s Bible specifically calls for crucifying Democrats for committing crimes while giving a wink and a nod to Republicans who are guilty of committing the same crimes. Happy to know that Jesus was a card-carrying Republican.

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