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Is Kim Jong-un Donald Trump’s illegitimate child?

An unreliable source has indicated that North Korean President and Despot Kim Jong-un is the illegitimate child of Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.

 

At the time of Kim’s birth (July 5, 1984), The Don was thirty-eight (38) years old. The Don’s first was Czech model Ivana Zelnickova who he married in April 1977.

 

Prior to his divorce from Ivana in 1992, The Don was involved in numerous out-of-wedlock affairs. It is a well-known and documented fact that The Don was a publicity seeking womanizer who was involved in numerous adulterous affairs while married to Ivana.

 

My unreliable source asserted that The Don was involved in an affair with a 26-year-old Korean waitress Kwon Yun Ok who worked at a Korean Barbeque restaurant in Queens, New York. That adulterous affair apparently led to the birth of Kim Jung-un. Despite taking on the physical appearances of his birth Mother Kwon, other glaring similarities as addressed below provide stunning evidence that Kim is in fact The Don’s illegitimate son.

  • Congenital Liars
  • Ethically impoverished
  • Bullying loudmouths
  • Adulterous losers
  • Dictatorial ambitions
  • Scamming constituents with false promises
  • Dodging military service
  • Sexual harassers/abusers

Hopefully, The Don is and has been bluffing about eliminating Kim, a blood relative and unloved son.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 2 thru 52 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 53 thru 63 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 64 thru 69 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 299 thru 314 Dawg Opinions
  5. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 4
  6. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 303 thru 308
  7. Trump Bullshit Awards: Art. 362 thru 419
  8. Trump Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 45 Liar Awards
  9. Lunatic Awards: Art. 323 thru 329
  10. Moron Awards: Art. 227 thru 232
  11. Narcissist Awards: Art. 7 thru 9
  12. Screwball Awards: Art. 274 thru 276
  13. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 201 thru 212
 
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