► Ben Stein: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
Ben Stein: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
Congratulations to….
Ben Stein Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Benny. In the past, he has been the recipient of five (5) Awards in various categories. Those awards Award can be viewed by going to that category
Benny is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in from Yale Law School in 1970. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.
During a recent (mid-2017) effort to prove his bona fides (sincerity) in his undying support for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump, Benny appeared with Liz McDonald on the Fox News Comedy Business Network.
After donning a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads and lubricating his lips with an Extra-Large Tube of Chapstick, Benny engaged in the following discussion with Liz.
LIZ:
BENNY:
LIZ:
BENNY:
Benny concluded his Ass-Kissing comments by saying:
Benny’s comments were likely submitted to The Don for approval before he spoke. Furthermore, his comments prove beyond all doubt that he’s a Congenital Liar, Big Time Bullshitter, Ass-Kissing Loser and Aspiring Standup Comedian. One thing we can be sure of is that no self-respecting law firm would ever consider hiring a Buffoon (my apologies to Buffoons) like Benny.
What Benny the Dumbo fails to understand or purposefully overlooks is the fact that Mueller was appointed to discover if there is any evidence of collusion between the Russians and The Don, members of The Don’s family and/or assorted Don Toadies.
As one would suspect, Benny didn’t spew forth the same BS when Ken Starr spent millions up millions of taxpayer funds in a years-long investigation of Bill Clinton that expanded into his sexual affair with Monica Lewinsky. A cursory review of Starr’s mandate makes no mention of investigating Clinton sex life.
Congrats Benny; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.
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