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Ben Stein: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Ben Stein

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Benny. In the past, he has been the recipient of five (5) Awards in various categories. Those awards Award can be viewed by going to that category

 

Benny is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in from Yale Law School in 1970. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

 

During a recent (mid-2017) effort to prove his bona fides (sincerity) in his undying support for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump, Benny appeared with Liz McDonald on the Fox News Comedy Business Network.

 

After donning a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads and lubricating his lips with an Extra-Large Tube of Chapstick, Benny engaged in the following discussion with Liz.

 

LIZ:

  • “Ben, the president is being criticized for undercutting the Attorney General and his Justice Department during these high-level probes into Russia.”
  • “Why is the president talking to the New York Times about Jeff Sessions?”

BENNY:

  • “I think he wants Jeff Sessions to resign.”
  • “I think he wants him to be gone, and I think he wants to then fire the special prosecutor.”
  • “Look, he has got a whole bunch of buzzards and other carrion animals that eat carrion [decaying animal flesh] looking over his shoulder.
  • “Mr. Mueller wants to kill the political career and maybe take away the freedom of President Trump.”
  • “He's not there for any other reason.”
  • “Nobody takes that job then hires 20 or 30 high-level Democrat prosecutors, unless he's out to get the president.”
  • “The whole idea of having a special prosecutor this early when there’s no crime – nothing bad has happened.”

LIZ:

  • “I mean, Mueller does have a broad mandate.”
  • “It says investigate any links and or coordination between the Russian government and the Trump campaign.”
  • “That's a pretty broad mandate.”

BENNY:

  • “It's too broad of mandate.”
  • “It basically gives him a license to hunt and kill -- not literally kill, but hunt and kill politically President Trump, and it is too broad of a mandate.”
  • “It would be understandable if they had found some espionage, or somebody being paid off to be nice on Russia, but they have found nothing.”
  • “There was no reason to have a special prosecutor in the first place.”

 

Benny concluded his Ass-Kissing comments by saying:

  • “This is the essence of a witch hunt, done by a very accomplished witch hunter, Mr. Mueller, who is getting his witch hunting friends from the Democratic Party on the job.”

Benny’s comments were likely submitted to The Don for approval before he spoke. Furthermore, his comments prove beyond all doubt that he’s a Congenital Liar, Big Time Bullshitter, Ass-Kissing Loser and Aspiring Standup Comedian. One thing we can be sure of is that no self-respecting law firm would ever consider hiring a Buffoon (my apologies to Buffoons) like Benny.

 

What Benny the Dumbo fails to understand or purposefully overlooks is the fact that Mueller was appointed to discover if there is any evidence of collusion between the Russians and The Don, members of The Don’s family and/or assorted Don Toadies.

 

As one would suspect, Benny didn’t spew forth the same BS when Ken Starr spent millions up millions of taxpayer funds in a years-long investigation of Bill Clinton that expanded into his sexual affair with Monica Lewinsky. A cursory review of Starr’s mandate makes no mention of investigating Clinton sex life.

 

Congrats Benny; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

 

Bigot Award Winner = 1

Screwball Award Winner = 1

Obama may hate America because he’s part Black: Art. 289 Bigot Awards  

Dr. Ben Stein says Hillary isn’t well: Art. 352 Bullshit Awards

Obama is “A Super Narcissist” for staying in DC after presidency ends: Art. 264 Screwball Awards 

 

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